newbies, very much like zombies...

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dafrog
dafrog
321 posts
321 posts
29 Jan 2013 11:24pm
just watched the walking dead series back to back and It struck me how newbies are like zombies in their behavior...

they are uncoordinated and clumsy yet deadly
they always sneak up on you when least expect it
they crowd the place until you are surrounded and unable to escape
they are many and tend to all congregate towards you unrelentingly
no matter where you go they'll find you and get in your way...

worst of all, they get on my nerves and make me want to smash their brains!

Anyhow, I should stop watching zombie related content for a while me thinks...
Beanz
Beanz
WA
75 posts
WA, 75 posts
29 Jan 2013 11:28pm
If I were you I would think long and hard as well mate....
dafrog
dafrog
321 posts
321 posts
29 Jan 2013 11:34pm
Beanz said...
If I were you I would think long and hard as well mate....


why so serious? just a joke

and by the way, that's what she said...
Haydn24
Haydn24
QLD
473 posts
QLD, 473 posts
30 Jan 2013 1:39am
lol... a bit like this guy I guess? www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=246161245518800

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23706 posts
WA, 23706 posts
29 Jan 2013 11:44pm
dafrog said...

just watched the walking dead series back to back and It struck me how kiters are like zombies in their behavior...

they are uncoordinated and clumsy yet deadly
they always sneak up on you when least expect it
they crowd the place until you are surrounded and unable to escape
they are many and tend to all congregate towards you unrelentingly
no matter where you go they'll find you and get in your way...

worst of all, they get on my nerves and make me want to smash their brains!




Spot on.


BTW we spell it "behaviour" in Australia.
dafrog
dafrog
321 posts
321 posts
29 Jan 2013 11:58pm
note to the noobs who might read that: I've been there, been one of you guys, it's not hate and when you become good you'll see why it gets annoying sometimes. Smashing brains was more a reference to how you get rid of a zombie...

for the spelling, corrected by the US based google chrome... meh.
Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
30 Jan 2013 2:06am
Just zoom around them and find a spot upwind the newbies can't get to. The ocean is a big place. surely you can find a peice of it thats not cluttered with newbies.
eppo
eppo
WA
9793 posts
WA, 9793 posts
30 Jan 2013 6:44am
Except when you are kiting eddies at lancelin and they seem to want to mow the lawn right up to the impact zone of the wave then turn around just before as you are trying to come down the line....aaahhhh.

Hey he's just having a laugh, we've all been there. Patience. Or just keep jumping over them until they stop fluffing about before the impact zone..my bad
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