"one thing that has me more stumped than that hot chick which wont have a coffee with me - I guess a shag is outa the question is this...."
Why is it that blokes seem to think they're the only one struggling?
I don't have any hot guy inviting me for coffee either!!!

(have you tried to invite her for a vodka??? Could be more appealing than the coffee...)
"Not worth it mate, she's a crap shag"
hm...Interesting.... You should try French....

Oh, well, just felt like writting one bollocks post for once!
Must be the Christmas mood!
Yeah, Merry Christmas everyone!
(and we all gonna wish to get laid for New Year... Yeeeha!)