can i put my bindings on a surf board-will that make you happy?

I saw a tall fat grossly ugly man in Swanbourne during the WAKSA downwinder. He was standing on the tide line, bollock naked hands on hips swinging low in the breeze.
It was almost enough to put you off the BBq.

No comment on this pile of ****.

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Originally posted by poor relative

Sometimes i dont wear underpants beneath my wetsuit. Is that radical??

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I don't know PR, perhaps it just makes you a closet super hero?

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Originally posted by puppetonastring

got me on this one rellie

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Originally posted by poor relative
bollock naked hands on hips swinging low in the breeze.

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how can his hands be "swinging low" if they are on his hips
gawd damn ... UR always confusing me with something PR

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Some names on the kn Swanbourne/I Love Public Toilets Forum:
- puppetonathing
- puppetupyaring

and Werner as well

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Originally posted by keithbavarianswearingbear
Some names on the kn Swanbourne/I Love Public Toilets Forum:

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Guess u gotta go there to know that.
Strange company you keep Mr Rude Bear - I wouldnt know myself.

I am now prepared to name and shame the guy who tried the kiteloop at Sacbs 2 weeks ago only to smash the kite into the water near the swimmers.......... It was #$%#$$&&

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Originally posted by Kitehard

This is such a stupid thread. Disappointed in your response Ryland, I thought you were above that, I've always found you to be mature and level headed with a live and let live attitude that you used to keep to yourself. What happened you've maybe been with Slingy too long.

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Sorry Ry & Slingy,

Shoulda known you were taking the p1ss. These topics of people writing off others sh1ts me to tears. 'Tis time people grew up a bit and kited for the right reasons ..... pure self indulgence and fun. If it makes ya happy, then do it and let others enjoy the sport for what they get out of it.

Prolly see ya on Sunday. Good winds,

Hey Red rocket why dont you harden the **** up

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

RR I am actualy 34 and believe I have no syndrome, I think of myself as quite a happy go lucky type with no ego issues - if not excitable at times.

Why dont you be the "bigger" man and come out of ya security closet? cause right now I'm thinking your a Man B!tch hiding behind a phalic user name (I think they call it a betong in Indonesia)?

but maybe you do have an obsession with dogs penises but thats ok I like people for who they are not what brand they choose to ride or what colour their kite is

- frankly I would fly a sausage if they worked and were free

Looks good. Nothing in the photos looked head high though!

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Originally posted by sir ROWDY

good point red rocket.
riding strapless all together is just stupid. there is no advantage from it. people are not going to progress riding strapless. the future is airs in combination with handle passes and massive hacks. after all by riding strapless all you are trying to do is surf and all you are doing is surfing badly. 10 year old groms surf better than anyone on a kite.

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I feel so let down by the level of Aussie kiters. I have just returned from 4 years teaching around the world and what I see here is just cruising compared to what's going on in the shore break in Cabarete, in Dos Mares -Tarifa in 40kts,Ponta Preta with a wicked 25+ offshore breeze, and the list goes on. The guys doin it are by no means well equipped with the latest gear, but they have been experimenting all the time to find out how everything works. If you were one of these people, like I have done , you'd know that when the wind increases above 26 kts and sometimes less, it becomes gusty. Gusty conditions for jumps sometimes feels like going back to day 1 of riding and jumping a twin tip. Strapless lets you 1: Ride through the gusts via the volume of the board. 2: Adjust your edge via feet placement to ride higher and closer to the edge and get amazing upwind results. 3: ride out a gust downwind with speed and come out with tension on the lines, rather than slack and then getting that big loft out of the water(tea bag).
Guys and girls- Versatility is the name of the game here. Strapless Surfboard, wakeskate, skimboard, wakestyle, foilboard, directional, all build up specific components to your riding level and ability to handle different conditions. Some conditions are best for other styles and finding out this is a matter of testing each of them and training to master them all. I carry at least 4 types of boards with me to the beach and I make the most out of all that Mother nature is offering. Try it my fellow Aussies- lets pump up the level and get more guys up there blitzing the northern hemisphere crowd.
Irie.

VB was working with me today, he AIN'T no red rocket! (ask the snail that was following him)

Isn't it Benchong in Bahasa Indonesia. I guess it depends if they are saying it with a mouth full or not eh Bevo?

Anyway, Red Rocket expose yourself to Bevo, and get this nasty post over and done with.

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Originally posted by paul.j

how many people noticed JB unstraped

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I noticed!! Does that mean I'm cool?

Or just a washed out old skool freestyler searching for attention

I am thinking of trying to start a new fad, I'm am going to ride barless, this could be the future! put a string on each finger, then we would truely be puppetier!!

Regards,

JB