WARNING - check the inside seem before you buy a pair of stretchy boardies.

I bought a new pair of the wiz bang billabong ones, (semi expensive) not the 150 dollar ones. The material is amazing, however the fashionistas over looked one critical bit, the inside seem. Which has been perfectly designed to turn your balls into cherry tomatoes, also resulting in a pooman stance for at least a week.
After a nice 2 hour session last sunday, i'm now suffering the consequnces. Buyer beware.

What are boardies?

sir ROWDY said...

What are boardies?

Those things that you wear over your wetty.

tgladman said...

sir ROWDY said...

What are boardies?

Must be cause ure a Pom rowdy. We have them here in Australia. :)

Even Pom's know what they are, so 'wannbe' Poms should be fine:
lmgtfy.com/?q=boardies&l=1

+1 I use to wear the lycra bike shorts under my boardies.....

Walking home from the surf in wet boardies was a killer................ after a few days and massive chaffing you end up walking like a cowboy desperate to keep the thighs apart.

Mystic has some out this year and there cheep as.

O'niell hyperfreak boardies are the best. I've always got to wear lycra compresson shorts under any boaries though. Otherwise after a few hours on the water my knob looks like somone has taken a belt sander to it.

i got the new quiksilver ones with the built in skins. They are like wearing the bottom half of a spring suit but looking like your only wearing boardies. rrp 200 but surfstitch do them for 150

Hyperfreak but hyperexspensive

cauncy said...

Hyperfreak but hyperexspensive

ebay. I've found sellers doing them for like $60 delivered and they are legit. They fit pretty normal and have loads of stretch. I don't mind paying more for a really good pair of boardies. I've got a pair of old O'Neill Superfreaks that I bought in Japan in 06. Still going strong.

philmb said...

MMA fight shorts make the best "boardies" super flexible and unrestrictif, they feel like your not evan wearing anything! but are designed to saty put so no getting out of the water with them half way down you legs.

example : http://www.mmawarehouse.com/mma-shorts/mma-shorts,default,sc.html

Maybe some tighty whities. Shogun style!

philmb said...

MMA fight shorts make the best "boardies" super flexible and unrestrictif, they feel like your not evan wearing anything! but are designed to saty put so no getting out of the water with them half way down you legs.

example : http://www.mmawarehouse.com/mma-shorts/mma-shorts,default,sc.html

lol modern day "aquabogan"