Hey this has to be uber cool, no straps on his board of coarse. Everyone craps on here about how much better it is without straps. Well here's your president for the no straps society.
lukekiter said... Hey this has to be uber cool, no straps on his board of coarse. Everyone craps on here about how much better it is without straps. Well here's your president for the no straps society.
It was funny reading bout Robby Nash (or as I like to call him Nobby rash) about how he was hooked in and using straps when riding waves, it made me think of this doosh!
IKO to School Instructors ** WOLD WIDE MEMO ** Dated: 25 Jun 2014
Dear IKO Instructors and Schools,
The traditional body dragging technique being taught at your school is now obsolete.
Please note attached video.
Effective immediately, please teach body dragging with fins provided from your local KMART or WALMART store (we have deals with them), as per the video attached. You are also required to provide complimentary head hoodies, ideally with our logo clearly displayed or at least the word "KOOK" in bright orange, pink or green.
We expect all your students to be role model body dragging experts by the time you've taught kite dragging techniques of this nature, and with any luck these students will want to come back for more incredible body-dragging-esque ideology ready for lofting and hopefully sudden tea-bagging techniques that are sure to guarantee our success as world leaders in kite surfing techniques and teaching methodologies.
Who knows? From now on, we may even feature a kite dive instructional video complete with shark piggy backing techniques.
