What a helpful forum this is No predudice.. Love it

I must add my contribution to this invaluable thread


How to wash a cat:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse’.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

Sincerely,
The Dog

smedg, if you can find it ,then try the spin dry!

Subculture said...

What a helpful forum this is No predudice.. Love it

I must add my contribution to this invaluable thread


How to wash a cat:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse’.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Really good belly laugh, thanks Subculture, that was awesome! My ex had a cat and I can totally relate to that. Washing the thing in the laundry tub was a fearsome exercise usually ending in a lot of blood and swearing and a soaked pussy. What was I thinking when the toilet was right next to the tub?

Cheers,

KH

Excerpts from a Cat's diary

haha.. can just hear 'Stuy's' voice while reading that

yep and there always has to be a granny pants in a crowd killing the fun... if u actually take things said in this thread seriously i think u might have to get out of that bubble you live in and interact with more people..

if anyone was actually intending to be serious about anything im sure they would of just gone off n done it got it over with and not joked about it on a kiting forum.. hell if i was serious i wudnt be here id b offing the cat instead.

and ur reference to dexter is a lil extreme i think.. i dont see how me making jokes about how much i dislike my family pet is going to lead to me chopping people up into bits in my garage

1080 should do it, humane, easy and cheap

also good for the next door neighbors dog if they bark too much (which are usually those little stupid annoying white dogs)

or a good dose of rat poison..... or a 12 gauge!!!

Yeah well unfortunately cats arent good for a whole lot , this about sums it all up :) , classic lol

realistically how many "kids" read this forum come on.. there are like 5 grommies under 16 here and the rest should be competent enough to know what a joke is... hell id expect anyone over 13 to be competend enough to decypher this crap by now unless their parents keep them in a sealed box away from society.

He doesn't like the water, yet, but we're getting there
Plus I gotta teach him how to launch and land my kite!
So far he's just wanting to chew them