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Mr float
Mr float
NSW
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Mr float Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:08am
Crikey .just tried to tell some people thay were squishy seaty type things that you rest your feet on with a wink on the end and the four stars came up .they could have got the wrong idea and thought I was calling them a part of female anatomy or perhaps the act of reproduction ,or perhaps the result of a number 2
Coose
Coose
VIC
229 posts
Coose Coose
VIC, 229 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:32am
have you had to much to drink?
drunken posts the way to go!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:43am
solution= woof puck turd.
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
Mr float Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
3 Dec 2008 9:11am
greenleader said...

solution= woof puck turd.


I don't get it why is turd less offensive than spit (replace p with h in spit)?What is this double standard program that you use Laurie?
My wife washes out the kiddies mouths if turd passes their lips
Kitepower Australia
Kitepower Australia
NSW
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Kitepower Australia Kitepower Australia
NSW, 4382 posts
3 Dec 2008 9:33am
Or 2868 its number code for the c word.
Kitepower Australia
Kitepower Australia
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Kitepower Australia Kitepower Australia
NSW, 4382 posts
3 Dec 2008 9:38am
Or 2868 its number code for the c word.
Too bad if you live in these locations, like Obley and upper Obley, etc.

auspost.com.au/apps/postcode.html

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McC868

PS All your favourite swear words can have a number code, use your phone keypad to work them out.
Freeflow
Freeflow
QLD
133 posts
Freeflow Freeflow
QLD, 133 posts
3 Dec 2008 8:50am
Kitepower Australia said...

Or 2868 its number code for the c word.
Too bad if you live in these locations, like Obley and upper Obley, etc.

auspost.com.au/apps/postcode.html

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McC868

PS All your favourite swear words can have a number code, use your phone keypad to work them out.


Well, 3825 me! That's clever.
BigAirPaul
BigAirPaul
QLD
140 posts
BigAirPaul BigAirPaul
QLD, 140 posts
3 Dec 2008 9:20am
I would have assumed...

'Pole Dancer'

would be pretty near the mark
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
Bigwavedave Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
3 Dec 2008 9:37am
Or 2868 its number code for the c word.
Too bad if you live in these locations, like Obley and upper Obley, etc.

auspost.com.au/apps/postcode.html;=1&State=&Postcode=2868&submit1=Search

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McC868



78383 3766 548376937 47 2 2868? 76 843 7866877 273 8783!
laurie
laurie
QLD
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laurie laurie
QLD, 3902 posts
3 Dec 2008 11:14am
Mr float said...
What is this double standard program that you use Laurie?
My wife washes out the kiddies mouths if turd passes their lips


Catch up lachy! I'm onto quad standards now, having left double standards far behind.

Here's the complete list of swear words:

***
***
****
****
***
*****
****
***
****
***
******
***
****
*****
***
****
***

.. oh, and definitely can't forget ****.

Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
Mr float Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
3 Dec 2008 1:19pm
laurie said...

Mr float said...
What is this double standard program that you use Laurie?
My wife washes out the kiddies mouths if turd passes their lips


Catch up lachy! I'm onto quad standards now, having left double standards far behind.

Here's the complete list of swear words:

***
***
****
****
***
*****
****
***
****
***
******
***
****
*****
***
****
***

.. oh, and definitely can't forget ****.





kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
kitecrazzzy kitecrazzzy
WA, 2184 posts
3 Dec 2008 1:07pm
If you look at them from a different point of view they lose all meaning.
sh!t
fnck
****
k8
k8
WA
10 posts
k8 k8
WA, 10 posts
3 Dec 2008 1:14pm
C U Next Tuesday

i think is politically correct
sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
sunseeker sunseeker
QLD, 1203 posts
3 Dec 2008 3:19pm
cock, balls and dick are OK
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
3 Dec 2008 5:36pm

My wife washes out the kiddies mouths if turd passes their lips






If turds pass your kiddies lips I think you had better take them to a doctor real quick
manicskier
manicskier
VIC
772 posts
manicskier manicskier
VIC, 772 posts
3 Dec 2008 6:37pm
does putting a **** king space in between work
manicskier
manicskier
VIC
772 posts
manicskier manicskier
VIC, 772 posts
3 Dec 2008 6:38pm
nope
GlenMorangie
GlenMorangie
WA
88 posts
GlenMorangie GlenMorangie
WA, 88 posts
3 Dec 2008 4:52pm
sh!t, my phone has a qwerty keyboard
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
Mr float Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
3 Dec 2008 7:55pm
lotofwind said...


My wife washes out the kiddies mouths if turd passes their lips






If turds pass your kiddies lips I think you had better take them to a doctor real quick


finally someone got my lame joke
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
Mr float Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
3 Dec 2008 7:55pm
sunseeker said...

cock, balls and dick are OK


lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
3 Dec 2008 8:22pm
If its ok to say cock,why cant we say the opposite of cock,which also starts with a C
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