i live in a place where the inhabitants cut off heads for a laugh and use dead poeples flesh for the filling in delicious steaming meat pies.

everyone has bad breath, skin problems, hemeroids and issues with jesus.

It is a haven for tourists who come here in big buses to stare and take photos

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try to be serious....... thanx

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I am deadly serious in fact i have never been more serious in my life.
Here people dont speak the go "arrrrrrrrr"
Some people wear eye patches and have long steel blades in their teeth and board other peoples vessels without asking.

Ahhhhhh Psylor,
think your clever dont you.
Well have i got a bone to pick with you. this week, wednesday where were you we had ABC cameras, radio, a bouncy castle and 30 hungry kiters all waiting for you to do the thing you do with a frying pan.
Yes Psylor you never showed, well ABC stormed off in a huff saying they will never trust me again, security ran off with 3 rather dashing young chaps from kwinana the bouncy castle got burst by mad magpies and the owner suffocated under the mass of rubber and the kiters got angry and flogged me with sticks.
As for the masses of Guinness, Pies and ingredients you ordered well thats me out of pocket.
So, my reputation in tatters, up to me eyes in debt, and a sore face, leg arm etc etc and still no psylor, what the hell happend

Well i'm still waiting for the airplane tickets to show up?

Hey bellevue

Will be over the other side of the bay at hawks nest.

hope it is NE rather than the northerly we might get

ric

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maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, weeeeeeeeeeer yoooooooooo livvvvvvvvvvvvvv

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ok gruizeitskinksi your eloquence inspires my paradoxial feelings i have towards farm yard animals.
My emotions are somewhat esculated by your emotion to the point that words cannot express the desired response that those beautiful words deserve.
I think i am in love. would you care to suckle from my ample bosom??

Hey Daz,

I alwyas sign mine Elizabeth - Wello Grommit cuz the people I ktie with will then know its me.... cuz if i write Elizabeth - Mt Gravatt Grommit they're going to think what the..

I travel about 25-35minutes depending on traffic to get to Wello which is pretty good... alter neways

Elizabeth - Wello Gromiit

Hey Bondo, how are the South Sandwich Islands? And where are they? I see they're close to South Africa on the list of options, but geographically?

The nearest option for a kite near Johannesburg is probably the Vaal dam, but it gets gusty being so far inland. Sterkfontein dam is alright as well, but it's about 3 hours away, as oppose to 1 to the Vaal. Durban would be the nearest coast but it's quite a drive, especially when the wind on the forecast doesn't show. 5 day kite safari to Sodwana coming up weekend after next, we have a couple of seats free. Anyone keen?