Ha ha...Nuh the name was there before the bruise and was definetly not what I had in mind when I came up with it.
It is scary though how quickly things can go wrong, I got off lightly, it could of had a completely different ending.

I knew I was taking a risk when I set off, I had been kiting for about 4 hours and was already completely stuffed, myself and a couple of mates had packed up our kites on sunset when we saw a kite looping, only just visible, a long way offshore. I had started the arvo in light winds on a 13 Bandit and strapless surfboard but had dropped down to a 9 Nano when the wind had picked up. My 13 Bandit was the only kite still pumped up and we all talked about the fact someone should go out and checked it out, knowing how exhausted I was a mate Rob had said he would head out if he could borrow my kite.
I ended up going out because it was my kite and in the dark I didn't think it was wise for someone to use an unfamiliar kite.
It turned out there was three kites out there and when I got to the first two that were tangled the Clubbies arrived at the same time in an inflato, I left them with the two kites and said I would head out to the other one further out.
I am lucky that the breeze had dropped a bit and when I ended up tangled I simply (because it was such a well behaved kite) placed my kite on its wingtip at the edge of the window so I had two hands free to cut my way out and then was able to relaunch, the clubbies by then had picked up my surfboard, which by this stage was a long way upwind, threw it to me and I was able to kite back to shore.
All three kites drifted off into the darkness

but more importantly all three kiters had swum back to shore

.......the end.