Well this is a little story that unfortunately does not have a happy ending

I picked up a board that you have probably forgotten after a good session today as I was one oof the last to leave... just as I put it in the back of my fwd, a dropdead gorgeous chic

bounces past - Ohh Yeah im drooling

to myself, anyway as she merrily

bounces off into the Sunset....
I jump in my wheels and drive off

but upon rounding a corner - the back door (no shut properly) flys open and your board flys out

jesus cripes WTF but luckily for you it bounces on the grass verge and comes to rest safely no harm done...
Coming to a stop, I look in the rear vision mirror just in time to see a 'P' plater come too wide around the corner cause of the rain and career across the grass straight over the board, flicking one end up a jaming under the wheel arch

upon seein me 6' 4'' or 4' 6"

and realising whats happened

She then reverses an it comes out pretty good.. a few minor scratches

until the 'P' plater drives forwards mis-judging the clearance

and its now being driven off down the road, stuck in the rear wheel arch

So what Im gettin at, is the board is still in one piece a but in your description to claim it back - please subtract about 10 inches from its original length so I know that your being honest

Just Pm me anytime

Ps. I know you will be really happy to have it returned - and I do sincerely hope your kiteing skills are good enough for a shorter board, so you wont be put out to much...
^^^^ lol board as - just call me with the real description and its yours.