Last reported sighting had it tied to the underside of a camel heading west toward Damascus.
Its purpose at that time apparently was to collect a sperm sample to disprove an accusation of divine paternity against some poor dude facing a stoning, or Xsing, or some similar, awful fate .
The 12 guys trying desperately to excite the camel claimed that if they collected a DNA match their mate could be set free - probably then to become known forever more as the 'Son of Ackmil - the wayward camel'.
A far less grand accomplishment; some may say; but at least it was a shot at some earthly longevity.

Story goes that he didnt achieve absolution so the quest for the grail is now focused on buy & sell records from the Damascan Camel Train Markets around the start of the 1st century AD.

Gettin close now I reckon .
ps - theres a six pack in it for anyone giving it back.