Another bastard has stolen a kite. Smash and grab at Leighton Beach at the footbridge.

If you see someone suspicious with a blue and white kite bag containing a brown green and white Rev I, please detain, beat and disable the culprit and then contact Marco 0488628598 or Jay on 0438602167.

A Reward for your violence vigilance and good samaritan will be forthcoming.

Good winds,