This could be the start of an interesting thread, but I wish I had a photo to show you what happened to me today.
I was riding at speed and decided to do a boost of a wave. Yeah i soared but as I was coming down one of my feet slipped off the foot strap and I had the board dangling off my right foot. But I was only 3 feet in the air when this happened and had little chance of grabbing the rail and readjusting my left foot back into the strap. Instead I landed with my left foot into the sand but my right foot pulled out by the board skimming on the water. To add to this, the kite was pulling me back. So left foot stuck in muck and right leg spreading out, spreading, spreading to what essentially was me pulling a leg muscle doing the spilts!
I am lying down with ice just under my groin. Yeah it hurts.
So what embarrassing moves did you do?