Turbo Enima and Ballsack slap...

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RPM
RPM
WA
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RPM RPM
WA, 1549 posts
21 Nov 2015 1:42pm
I thought I would bring up a topic that should be discussed..

Your riding a along fully powered up, you hit a little kicker and send the kite.. Then it starts to go bad..

You hit the water at Mach 5 undercarriage first..

That first few moments of terror and intensive pain appear.. Did I split my scrotum? You feel around to check and think that it may be a trip to the hospital.. Pain so bad you are not sure if your gonna make it back to shore.. So Newbs, get ready and prepare for this because you will encounter this at some stage..

Also having to feel your butthole to see if it's still intact because you think you have split your freckle from the high impact landing.

Anyone care to confirm my thoughts on this issue.?
SibboV1
SibboV1
368 posts
368 posts
21 Nov 2015 5:04pm
RPM said.
Your riding a along fully powered up, you hit a little kicker and send the kite.. Then it starts to go bad..


Your problem is you should have said, "Your riding a along fully powered up, you hit a little kicker and LOOP the kite", then you would be awesome and not contaminating the water with the contents of your bowel.
Loftywinds
Loftywinds
QLD
2060 posts
QLD, 2060 posts
21 Nov 2015 9:12pm
awww man. You guys make me sick. But I luv yas.
flyingcab
flyingcab
VIC
942 posts
VIC, 942 posts
21 Nov 2015 11:24pm
Do you use some kind of plug to prevent the enimas lofty?
Plummet
Plummet
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4862 posts
22 Nov 2015 4:02am



juicerider
juicerider
WA
790 posts
WA, 790 posts
22 Nov 2015 3:26pm
RPM said..

Also having to feel your butthole to see if it's still intact because you think you have split your freckle from the high impact landing.

Anyone care to confirm my thoughts on this issue.?


Hey RPM, I've got a mirror fitted to my board where the Go Joe usually sits. This allows me to check out my commando style tackle as Im ridding along There is also the added advantage that I can see if I've got big enough balls before I committing fully to any kite loops.



kemp90
kemp90
QLD
1694 posts
QLD, 1694 posts
23 Nov 2015 8:18am
RPM said..
I thought I would bring up a topic that should be discussed..

Your riding a along fully powered up, you hit a little kicker and send the kite.. Then it starts to go bad..

You hit the water at Mach 5 undercarriage first..

That first few moments of terror and intensive pain appear.. Did I split my scrotum? You feel around to check and think that it may be a trip to the hospital.. Pain so bad you are not sure if your gonna make it back to shore.. So Newbs, get ready and prepare for this because you will encounter this at some stage..

Also having to feel your butthole to see if it's still intact because you think you have split your freckle from the high impact landing.

Anyone care to confirm my thoughts on this issue.?


i can deal with the pain. what i cant deal with is hours after and you forgot about the enimar. you fart and out comes all that ****ty sailty water.
kitcho207
kitcho207
NSW
865 posts
NSW, 865 posts
23 Nov 2015 11:51pm
copped a front one today.

first real time in boots.

kiteloop with the board dig in and face/chest slap.
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
23 Nov 2015 9:20pm
My all time least fave is the wave breaking nut slap, timing and speed is essential for max gut wrenching pain, it's like hurdling but with a kite
LostDog
LostDog
WA
445 posts
WA, 445 posts
24 Nov 2015 1:04pm
Copped one once where I thought the passage went all the way through because I had salty water coming out of my eyes.
Kamikuza
Kamikuza
QLD
6493 posts
QLD, 6493 posts
24 Nov 2015 9:51pm
I thought this thread was going to be about new kites from Slingshot and Best...
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
24 Nov 2015 10:37pm
Kamikuza said..
I thought this thread was going to be about new kites from Slingshot and Best...



Or mabe Slingshot turbo
and BWS? Bad Marketing, sounds like a kite that will give your bum a salty shower.

Nothing like a shortjohn or a springsuit to soften your impact. Chicks waterskiing in bathers suffer worse. So J-P, RPM or Nobs, does it give you sado-machoistic pleasure?


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