custom made harness

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yellowvtr1
yellowvtr1
NSW
45 posts
NSW, 45 posts
17 Sep 2011 6:13pm

[Rider: Weight,Level (beginner,intermediate,advanced)
Style: Freeriding, Surf, Wake, Freestyle
Weather: ?-? knots
Build Quality: 10/10
Satisfaction: 10/10
Disclosure:

My Comments:
hi all finaly found a bloke who makes custom made harnesses best quality around
check out the pictures and see if they will fit in with your kiting quiver

all item avabil at your local bunnings




dont you thinks its the most stylish seat harness you have evere seen
ezza
ezza
NSW
561 posts
NSW, 561 posts
17 Sep 2011 7:25pm
Nice trackies.
pintofpale
pintofpale
SA
229 posts
SA, 229 posts
17 Sep 2011 8:12pm
Thats not a harness, thats a dick holder!
radman4
radman4
678 posts
678 posts
17 Sep 2011 6:51pm
Looks like too much time watching bondage flicks to me.
Maybe you can make a kite out of a couple of rubbish sacks to go with it.
djdojo
djdojo
VIC
1614 posts
VIC, 1614 posts
17 Sep 2011 8:55pm
and trying to pass plain ole trackies off as kitepants, as though discerning seabreezers won't spot their fakeness straight away ...

time was when posters had a little dignity, and showed a little respect ...

but still, the harness itself looks like a safe, comfortable and functional innovation. bravo.
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
427 posts
VIC, 427 posts
17 Sep 2011 9:15pm
The basic approach is somewhat similar to the Ocean Rodeo session harness - leg straps prevent it from sliding up, but unlike a seat harness your butt doesn't sit in a diaper - which sucks if you try to get a decent edge.

Only concern, you might wanna watch your nuts, especially when steering the kite to 12
eppo
eppo
WA
9793 posts
WA, 9793 posts
18 Sep 2011 10:30am
That's farqin hilarious, thanks for a laugh this fine sunday morning. Might ask the kids for bunnings vouchers for chrissy instead.. ha ha ha
bennie
bennie
ACT
1258 posts
ACT, 1258 posts
18 Sep 2011 1:14pm
yellowvtr1 said...


[Rider: Weight,Level (beginner,intermediate,advanced)
Style: Freeriding, Surf, Wake, Freestyle
Weather: ?-? knots
Build Quality: 10/10
Satisfaction: 10/10
Disclosure:

My Comments:
hi all finaly found a bloke who makes custom made harnesses best quality around
check out the pictures and see if they will fit in with your kiting quiver

all item avabil at your local bunnings




dont you thinks its the most stylish seat harness you have evere seen


are you alex sanz?
TurtleHunter
TurtleHunter
WA
1675 posts
WA, 1675 posts
18 Sep 2011 11:38am
^^^ that was my first thought
dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
WA, 2940 posts
18 Sep 2011 1:50pm
KnutH said...

Only concern, you might wanna watch your nuts, especially when steering the kite to 12


looking at the pictures i don't think he has to worry about any tackle getting damaged .
gesper
gesper
NSW
518 posts
NSW, 518 posts
18 Sep 2011 5:11pm
WOW I cant believe you managed to find that harness ! The dude that owns it ( not yellowvtr1 ) was learning last summer with it for 3 mths. Funniest piece of innovation I have ever seen in kiting . Suprised he ditched it so soon. I heard he is now making a waist harness out of a conveyor belt.
eppo
eppo
WA
9793 posts
WA, 9793 posts
18 Sep 2011 6:51pm
hey? someone actually was using it? That's just downright stupid. The point of a harness is to distribute load, the load with this would be all on ya crotch. funny shyte man.
radman4
radman4
678 posts
678 posts
18 Sep 2011 7:54pm
Yep the guy would be singin like a diva after a good westerly session round here.
Puetz
Puetz
NT
2186 posts
NT, 2186 posts
19 Sep 2011 2:26pm
... we tried to tell off some young guys off for hot launching right infront of rocks and the bloody idiots were using a pants belt threaded through the chickenloop as the harness. Thank God it was only 10 knots at the time!!
kitcho207
kitcho207
NSW
865 posts
NSW, 865 posts
19 Sep 2011 4:57pm
Haha. Mad stuff.
I have had the pleasure of seein it in action. After I wiped the tears from my eyes and I could actually see.
It fully cranks.
Kitewing
Kitewing
NSW
31 posts
NSW, 31 posts
19 Sep 2011 7:45pm
This guy assured me it was quite comfortable. I found him very, very, very, very, very hard to believe!
Wisha
Wisha
SA
255 posts
SA, 255 posts
21 Sep 2011 8:18pm
Textbook Darwin Award..removing your ability to reproduce via a home made harness. The Gene pool thanks you.
kitcho207
kitcho207
NSW
865 posts
NSW, 865 posts
25 Sep 2011 3:11am
Hey VTR, I think you should put this post on the GENERAL kitesurfing forum. I'm sure too many people have missed this piece of brilliance.

Kitch
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