WAX AIRUSH GEOFF

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murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
4 Jun 2007 5:53pm
To all Adelaide kiteboarders,

Airush Geoff has decided to climb one step up the evolutionary ladder by removing some unwanted hair. When I say some I mean a S#$t load of it. I think this will be a good thing for him, he will now be able to use normal size kites under 40 knots and buy wetsuits 2 sizes smaller. If anybody has any ideas where this monumental event should take place please sing out. I think it should be up at Chop’s shack party so the screams will fall on deaf ears.
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
4 Jun 2007 5:38pm
I want to get the facts straight here- I made a stupid throwaway comment that was heard by too many people. All of a sudden my chest waxing is a fundraiser to buy the South Aussie crew some "cable pull" for windless days. Puberty will hit Trav and when it does the wax monster is coming for you !!!!

kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
4 Jun 2007 9:44pm
c'mon Geoff, where's your sense of humour? Take one for the team and raise some laughs. don't worry it WILL grow back within three to four weeks and you can play Tarzan games again.

P.S. From Mrs. Kite Croc:

you've got nothing to worry about Geoff, as i said i wax professionally and Shaun is well trained in the art of waxing, i know cos i taught him and believe me, i wouldn't let him wax me if he didn't know what he was doing... And if it all gets just too weird, I can step in and take over. C'mon Sport!!
kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
4 Jun 2007 10:11pm
No getting out of this one buddy, you put out this hidious challenge and i accepted. Ive already put in an order for about 5 litres of wax, thats what the professionals said was needed to wax a polar bear. The idea of being that close to you freaks me out but sometimes you just have to step up and stare that kind of evil s**t in the face [}:)]and suck down that Muggacino.

Any shops or people who would like to sponsor this event please register your interest here.

Cheers kitecroc
jarradm
jarradm
SA
137 posts
SA, 137 posts
4 Jun 2007 10:43pm
i would be getting some antesptic wash 1st. who knows what kinda **** is livin in that nest
Rhys
Rhys
SA
79 posts
SA, 79 posts
5 Jun 2007 12:55am
I reckon this is a great idea..., Consider it Your initiation of becoming the true SAKSA lead man! And to a guy who has so much to offer, why stop there... go the BACK CRACK n SACK!!!

Chops shack is the go!! maybe we can use a tape him up to Willy's Pleasuring device, that'd make a great workbench!
Kev 1
Kev 1
SA
13 posts
SA, 13 posts
5 Jun 2007 1:58pm
Look I really think you guys would have more luck waxing a grizzly bear, plus he is likely to squeal like a little girl, thats what happened last time he tried waxing, oh and I hope you have put aside a week, it is likely to take that long.
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
5 Jun 2007 1:45pm
Kev 1- you come from the same gene pool, don't for one second think your turn isn't coming. You will one day be as hairy as me.

Oh and I promise I will squeal.

PS Poonie- be careful how much you sledge, your Robe antics have not been forgotten.....It would be a shame to see your car covered in gay porn !!!!!

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