WA
614 posts
Some things everyone should know, feel free to add.
1. Kitesurfing + idiot mates = strain on intimate relationships...
2. Rooboy has a tic tac. Nuff said.
3. Jordy is the life of the party and will guilt you into coming out when you don't want to, but watch out for the Houdini when HE's had enough...
4. Crocker is unnaturally tanned- do you sleep in a sunbed ?
5. Don't trust Chappy to write a speech for you, who knows what you will end up saying !
6. Avoid Stormrider after vegetable curry...dangerous combination.
7. Pay attention to number 6 - very important !
SA
513 posts
Always wear a cricket box around Airush. He has a thing for tapping guys nut sacks!
WA
614 posts
8. Don't ever borrow Crockers shaver, it has been where no man should ever go !
SA
298 posts
What so Crockers shavers has been on Airush's Back? Thats wrong man!
WA
614 posts
9. Bretto likes short shorts.
10. Sykesy is the leader of the pack, bow down to the Silverback !
11. Put some sand in Guster's car- he needs help to overcome his OCD ways.
12. Trav worked as an Oompa Loompa in the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
13. Do not trust Gibo to make you a shot- you will pay for it !
14. RE !! - when you can't think of anything else to say..
15. Drew will twist your words in a journalistic way, safest just not to talk to him.
SA
478 posts
16 . Don’t get too close to Geoff because you will get tangled in his chest hairs/ back hairs or even the hair on his palms!!!!
17. Dont give Reece you mobile number (if your a chick)- He might try and give you a 2:30am booty call after a big night and not remember it until the next afternoon.
18. If you see Kitecroc on a North Rebel stay well out of his way!!!!
19. Bretto and Stewie ring each other in the mornings so they can decide what clothing to wear! (So wrong)
20. Jordy likes to wear women's undergarments under his wetsuit!
NSW
209 posts
13. Do not trust Gibo to make you a shot- you will pay for it !
that point cant be stressed enough
974 posts
21. Don't paddle behind Trav when surfing- if a three foot ripple comes he will ditch his board to save his sorry a#@ !
WA
614 posts
22. Rhys rides Poo Stance
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23. The more they like to give it the less they can take it...
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24. Trav + BMX + Skatepark = one of the best laughs I've had in a while..... "I'm ok"
SA
478 posts
Trav + BMX + Skatepark = hurt!!!!!!
