Hey Kody,
Good read. Your sip-sips I could hear from here. Go on admit it, you are SLURPING the stuff.

You haven't had iced coffee until you have had one of mine. It goes like this:- A suitable amount of crushed ice to which is added One part Kahlua (not Tia Maria), one part Creme de Cacao (brown), three or more parts thick cream to personal taste. Shake (not blend or stir) vigorously in suitable shaker. Pour,SIP, enjoy.

Use caution when applying to members of the fairer sex, or not.[}:)]
If it is a cool evening or you wish to add more gaiety, to the initial ingredients add one part Mount Gay Genuine Eclipse Barbados Rum (or other quality Carribean Rum).
This is known as a "Sombrero" because "Eeef you have six of deese senorita, you will become an expert at doin' de Mexican Hat Dance on zee table with no clothes on!!"

What do you know about "ZZ" bearings Kody? Some blokarters are using those.
Adios Amigos!!