Tassie closing borders.

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Bananabender
Bananabender
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20 Mar 2020 11:28am
Always knew Tassie was an overseas country.
How do you get on restocking boat if sailing over.
www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/19/tasmania-effectively-closes-borders-to-mainland-australia-in-response-to-coronavirus
Donk107
Donk107
TAS
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20 Mar 2020 1:51pm

Don't even think about it

We don t have enough toilet paper for all you mainlanders

We have been instructed to use both sides to make what we have last

Regards Don
Wander66
Wander66
QLD
294 posts
QLD, 294 posts
20 Mar 2020 1:53pm
Donk107 said..

Don't even think about it

We don t have enough toilet paper for all you mainlanders

We have been instructed to use both sides to make what we have last

Regards Don


You'll come crawling back when your cassette tapes finally wear out or you have to use those as toilet paper.
Donk107
Donk107
TAS
2446 posts
TAS, 2446 posts
20 Mar 2020 4:38pm
Wander66 said..


Donk107 said..

Don't even think about it

We don t have enough toilet paper for all you mainlanders

We have been instructed to use both sides to make what we have last

Regards Don




You'll come crawling back when your cassette tapes finally wear out or you have to use those as toilet paper.


Wander66
What you are forgetting is that down here on the Huon we have a possum roadkill about every 100 meters (and the occasional devil as well) and this gives us fresh meat and fluffy toilet paper all in one convenient flat pack package courtesy of the endless stream of log trucks passing by

Regards Don
shaggybaxter
shaggybaxter
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20 Mar 2020 4:06pm
Chris249
Chris249
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20 Mar 2020 2:55pm
Donk107 said..


Wander66
What you are forgetting is that down here on the Huon we have a possum roadkill about every 100 meters (and the occasional devil as well) and this gives us fresh meat and fluffy toilet paper all in one convenient flat pack package courtesy of the endless stream of log trucks passing by

Regards Don



Lucky sods - around here we just get dead roos and they just won't flush. The tails get cause in the S bend.
Wander66
Wander66
QLD
294 posts
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21 Mar 2020 5:28pm
Donk107 said..

Wander66 said..



Donk107 said..

Don't even think about it

We don t have enough toilet paper for all you mainlanders

We have been instructed to use both sides to make what we have last

Regards Don





You'll come crawling back when your cassette tapes finally wear out or you have to use those as toilet paper.



Wander66
What you are forgetting is that down here on the Huon we have a possum roadkill about every 100 meters (and the occasional devil as well) and this gives us fresh meat and fluffy toilet paper all in one convenient flat pack package courtesy of the endless stream of log trucks passing by

Regards Don


Touche my friend, don't those 300 year old trees get turned into dunny roll anyway?
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