Was having fun on a nice little 1- 2 foot peak on my big old barge by myself this morning.Old mate on a boogie board paddled out up the way from me a little and as I was paddling back out from a wave he slid over to where I was ,then proceded to tell me not to come near him and get that thing away from him ,theyre dangerous !
After I picked my jaw up from the deck of my board I kindly explained to him how large a stretch of coast it was and he should take advantage of that as there was now a good chance he would be run over , however not a very good chance it would be an accident.
First time anyones had a crack at me in the surf , a bloody boogie boarder , f---en hilarious

Just had to share that one

I wonder where the lid of my esky went .

There called "speed bumps" for a reason!!

Take 100 people - non surfers

give them:
fins and a Boogie board

Yup.... not too tough..... so a chuckle and a well placed pivot turn, are all he deserved.

When I got my first longboard in the early 90's, all the short boarders were whinging, even though we still rode short boards when it was bigger. If people don't have the right equipment for the right conditions, stuff em! As for speed humps, I usually find a big cutback close to them, gets them to move.

I paddled out the Northern Beaches yesterday and before I had even caught a wave the one other surfer out there abused me for snaking him and being a typical sup. The surf was 1 foot slop and I was paddling out through a rip and therefore ended up inside of him. Predjudice. He assumed I was a kook. Horrible way to start the day.

as soon as you hit the line up you know who the dicks are, its usually the guys that can't surf for **** anyway, ****en ****s me

Hope you don't mind if I coign something along those lines rockmagnet? Beats my "morning, fine thanks!".