JM's wearing Yellow and a legally Gay T shirt so he has obviously switched camps (no pun Intended) and is advertising Naish. DK is trying to save him from his temporary madness!!
Well...it's obvious the guy in the yellow is very happy and a law abiding citizen....cause his t-shirt says so. And the other guy...well he's obviously pro-life cause his t-shirt says lifeguard...and of course he's Italian...ergo the Venice. And I think the bat over yellow mans' Johnson is there to distract the guy from Italy. Only comes out at night. But I think they should confer with the ladies on the judicious application of make-up....less is more, right? And the natural look is in, isn't it? They live in California? My vote for caption name..."spanking good time!"
Confronted by a strange display from the natives, Captain Cook had no option but to instruct his sailors to be friendly and cooperate with local customs.
