I know that our esteemed moderator has a job to do and that he acts in the best interests of the forum users.
But my beautiful love story has gone.
I really thought that the thread was about SUP and LOVE, so I wrote a beautiful little piece that was in this vain.

But as it turns out it was about a business break up and other sad news.
Oh woe is me no more SUPing and LOVEing.
ET.