Well it was a lovely this Morning at the Alley, nice three foot waves, warm and finally glassy conditions , thirty or so surfers in the water and two or three SUPs every one chilled out and having a great time in Mother nature when all of a sudden "Mr testosterone reeking steroid munching meathead" decides that nah! this is all about me!! and bugger every one else I'm gunna split the pack with my petrol driven "toss rocket" and to hell with serenity. This absolute jerk comes out and starts jumping all around everyone chopping the hell out of the water, well within the 60metres from the nearest person "saftey zone" and just ignored everyone telling him to "F" off down the beach ,The dude thought that he was just the greatest .
So then old mate the "Lifeguard " comes along putts in and parks semi in the line up to observe this fool and lo and behold the idiot nearly jumps right on top of him!!
so then the lifeguard who is a local and SUPs and surfs goes over to tune old "meathead" and he starts arguing the point and couldn't get it into his feeble little mind that he wasn't impressing anyone and was just pissing everyone off.
I put my two cents worth in and told him to get a "real sport" and go back to Beaudesert! And copped a barrage, he was keen for the knuckle he he! [}:)]
He packed it in soon after and it was back to peacful sun and surf it was great to hear the sound of the surf other than the constant throbing of the smelly "bogan boat"

CAnt stand these ****ers ... how dumb, ignorant and stupid are these clowns actually thinking there cool, they are the biggest kooks i have ever seen. They have a whole ocean to be dicks in but always seem to want to hang around the peak

Before I started doing downwinders and when it was a strong north wind blowing the only glassy place was a small area between Mentone and Rickets point.

I would paddle there and sometimes these buggers on jet ski's would also want to zoom around in the same small area making waves and making a loud racket.

I've even had them come right over and go round and round me trying to make me fall in.

We need an wireless electronic immobilizer built into our paddles..That'll fix 'em..

DJ

A dick head will be a dick head no matter what they ride.


Jet ski riders just don't get it, all they have to do is go 500 m up the beach. I am sure half of them are brain dead.


Koka

Must be Australia wide...

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