3m swell, light offshore winds and I decided to hit the road.
I got to the beach before dawn and paddled out into some long, over head lefts.
Enjoying the peaceful glass for an hour, people started to brave the overnight minimum of 4 degrees.
3 hours went by and then I noticed a tall Buzz Lightyear on a SUP paddling towards me.
By this time I had peed in my wettie and it started making it's way down my leg and leak out onto my board and in the water.
Buzz paddled up to me and sat on his board and splashed water over his face and commented at how warm he thought the water was for such a cold morning.
If only you knew

By the way Lozza I'm kidding

Hey Greenie you reminded me of once when I was paddling with a beautiful girl and I noticed that she had stopped and was sitting on her board.. I started to paddle over and yelled out 'are you ok'.. She yelled back ' yeah I'm just having a pee'.. I went red in the face and looked the other way as I tried to stop my board drifting any closer to her.. I didn't think girls did that sort of thing..

DJ

please stop you are giving me a warming feeling all over