SUPbru.... we are ALL numpty's, so it's good to be reminded from time to time.
I am quite sure if I had an MRI, I will find out that I cracked my neck 4 years ago just sliding off the nose on a 2' wave.
Somehow I ended up pile driving, head first into 5" of water with my hands at my side.
I have no idea how I got turned around like that... I 100% know better.
But there I was.... the sound of a smashed champagne bottle came out of my neck.
I have mo Idea how that didn't kill me. My neck has never swiveled since that day.
Being me, I crawled around for 5 minutes looking for my brain, then surfed another hour, before driving 3 hours to surf a rock pointbreak. Trying to figure out if I was dead, I guess.

Be well my friend!