Some allegedly real complaints from a tour operator customers:

www.newsroom24.co.uk/2017/01/15/these-are-real-complaints-received-by-thomas-cook-holidays/

So, just keep these in mind the next time you read somebody complaining about a brand / shop / reseller, statistically these kind of people are surely buying SUPs too.

PS: my favorite is "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."