I thought I had a good story but bluddy Oliver has topped me.
Drove down for a quiet surf and had to settle for cleand 1-2 footers at a popular reef break. That sucks.
Paddled further out for a few set waves. They sucked too. After a while it got a bit crowded with half a dozen scowling longboarders sitting there. That sucks.
I paddled about a kilometre down the coast and found myself a little bay with clean 2 footers rolling in. That sucks too.
Wave after wave after wave, all by myself. Think of a micro-sized Bells Beach. Thick little waves that got hollower and faster as they rolled towards the beach. Constant mini-sets with no waiting. The only one to hoot me ... was me.
After a couple of hours of lonely surfing I paddled back and caught a groveller all the way back to the car park.