Hi everyone this is not my usual thing (forum writing) but I thought it was about time I introduced myself.
I am the bitch who picks up Dogmans poo and has to pick fleas off myself regularly from sharing his kennel!
Dogman is loud, abnoxious, egotistical, loud, funny, loud and yes did i say loud? For those of you who have met him you would know this is an understatement!
You probably don't know realise why he is so loud...... he is a drummer and VERY DEAF! (for our first 10 years we had a drumkit next to our bed and our son Sabian is named after his fav cymbals)
About the RED GATH HELMET.......
allrounder.......
the helmet is not for his 'wife' to spot him (we are not married, I chose a surfboard over a ring!) and honestly after 14 very long years I would know his ugly muthead anywhere!!!! (sad but true!) and besides if I can't see him (because the torch batteries go flat) I can always hear him hooting!
SO THE TRUTH BEHIND THE RED GATH HELMET is ................
......... it is to keep his easily inflated head in check for when he is in and out of the surf ... .... I had to implement this a few years back as after every 'best ever' surf session I got sick of going home on the roof racks with the boards as I couldn't fit in the Kombie with him and his ego...(again sad but true!)
So anyway here he is....... I just uploaded some older footage on to youtube of the Dogman surfing in the early days of his RED GATH HELMET!(no decent sup footage yet)
Aside from his many,many flaws which I would love to list but i think I need to go to a different 'whinging womans' forum for that, he is ok!
There is no one better to surf with than the Dogman and him calling you onto a wave and then hooting you, even if it is only 1/4 of a foot and in white wash!
oh yeah and for all of these 'nice' piss in his pocket, comments i wonder if the kids and I will be sleeping on the verandah tonight..... or should i start making him wear THE GATH inside the house too
xx