At the alley today and now truly believe the 7th seal has been broken and the apocalypse/ end if the world is nigh....bloke on a 10ft plus sup using a standard double blade surf ski paddle, kneeling to paddle on to the wave then standing up holding one end of the blade as a handle while trying to paddle/ turn the board.....he crashed into several proners because he couldnt turn properly....

.....then continually repeated the process.......he had a leash from the board to his ankle and another leash from his body to the paddle....

....wtf......and of course he went straight to the centre of the proner pack take off point pissing everyone off with his lack of board control.....the proners had good reason to hate the sups today....