Women are evil!

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Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5125 posts
VIC, 5125 posts
26 Jul 2010 4:06pm
There I was, a perfect reef break all to myself. Lots of clean set waves and pleasant little grinders in between. A nice reform in the inside and gaps in the shorebreak to paddle back out. A sea eagle glides straight over my head and some seals cruise by out the back. The sun is shining and I can do no wrong.

The other half returns from a walk up the beach and sits on a rock to watch my style. The set waves disappear. The grovellers thicken up and get hard to catch. An offshore breeze pushes me back off the lip time and time again.

She get's bored and heads back to the cabin. As soon as she clears the beach the sets return. The wind drops off. I am back into rhythm and getting the best rides of the day.

She's obviously a witch. I need to tie her to a shortboard and throw her into the sea. If she sinks she's not a witch. If she floats then she gets burned at the stake. Anybody got an old paddle I can use for a stake? [}:)]
DILLIGAF2
DILLIGAF2
218 posts
218 posts
26 Jul 2010 2:29pm
LOL Classic
elbeau
elbeau
WA
988 posts
WA, 988 posts
26 Jul 2010 2:38pm
It's funny cause it's true
cruisen
cruisen
TAS
120 posts
TAS, 120 posts
26 Jul 2010 4:46pm
Sounds like my ex, but she floated away with everything I had.
Salatiela
Salatiela
NSW
378 posts
NSW, 378 posts
26 Jul 2010 4:59pm
nice to hear my ex has moved on......lol
aussiefreebs
aussiefreebs
VIC
228 posts
VIC, 228 posts
26 Jul 2010 8:23pm
Ah ha ha ha ha, that made me laugh mate. Classic!!! Isn't it always the way though.
sunnySUP
sunnySUP
QLD
199 posts
QLD, 199 posts
27 Jul 2010 9:01pm
Teach her to SUP.
Brooko
Brooko
1672 posts
1672 posts
28 Jul 2010 5:59pm
Gorgo said...

There I was, a perfect reef break all to myself. Lots of clean set waves and pleasant little grinders in between. A nice reform in the inside and gaps in the shorebreak to paddle back out. A sea eagle glides straight over my head and some seals cruise by out the back. The sun is shining and I can do no wrong.

The other half returns from a walk up the beach and sits on a rock to watch my style. The set waves disappear. The grovellers thicken up and get hard to catch. An offshore breeze pushes me back off the lip time and time again.

She get's bored and heads back to the cabin. As soon as she clears the beach the sets return. The wind drops off. I am back into rhythm and getting the best rides of the day.

She's obviously a witch. I need to tie her to a shortboard and throw her into the sea. If she sinks she's not a witch. If she floats then she gets burned at the stake. Anybody got an old paddle I can use for a stake? [}:)]


Classic So true though as soon as they go for a walk the sets come They never see your good waves !
towball
towball
4634 posts
4634 posts
29 Jul 2010 4:35am
Morrell of the story leave them at home .[}:)]
Newmo
Newmo
VIC
471 posts
VIC, 471 posts
29 Jul 2010 10:13am
They are not all evil.
My wife is keen to learn to surf a SUP. I can see another few boards in the quiver.
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