Th0m0 said...
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Well, I take my car key surfing with me. I hate the feel of it in my leggie key pocket and no key pocket in the wettie. So, chuck the boardies on and use the key pocket in them. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
It's a reason but ... I'm not sure I believe it. Are you a former prone surfer? Have you and several thousand other people been surfing for the past 40-odd years with boardies over wetsuits so you can carry your keys and nobody noticed?
(BTW I've been keeping my spare key on a piece of string around my neck and that works pretty well.)