sameh said...
any one who is fit slim young and healthy may be a potential performance enhancing drug taker. Us old fat types are obviously performance enhancing drug free as our ample physiques and general level of lethargy prove. hence to ensure that only clean athletes win contests and titles I suggest that only people sporting substantial beer bellies and weighing in at 100 kg or over be allowed to enter any professional sport. This way we can rest assured that our champions are the cleanest of athletes and that never again will sport be tarnished with performance enhancing cheats. Ah my dream of becoming world champ is getting ever nearer!
me too

Im sure Beer and Smokes are not considered performance enhancing

Seriousley it is a sad state of affairs , proffessionalism in sport in many ways has diminished it i think. Sadly it even creeps into the weekend warrior , I remember the good old days when i first started playing local footy we would train 2 night a week , finishing training go for some beers and rock up on Sat and have a game , towards the end of my playing days we would be training 4 nights a week , video sessions , fines if we where caught on the piss.Killed the fun

And thats just local Footy. Sadly it will happen to Stand Up aswell. I rekon if you asked old VFL / NRL and compared the satisfaction levels to todays players , I think the old guys would have had way more enjoyment and satisfaction. Watch the sponsors jump ship know. Rant over