oh maaaaaate get a beer into you now that'll rinse the bowels clean , you might get the squirts for a bit , but you need hops to cleanse your guts out ... poor bastard and thanks for the tip off , hope you get better quick ... grab the beer.




Fark! edit : you need a brick too , a large knobbed multi faceted fugly one !!!!!

driving the porcelain bus sucks - hope u feeling better soon

chrispychru said...

Ted the Kiwi said...
driving the porcelain bus sucks....

nothing a good spew cant fix....me,i would have spewed in a garbage bag and dumped back on their doorstep, with a thankyou to the chef not inside the said bag

^^^^ brick

Well, like the chrispy one said, better out than in.

And it did turn out a successful conference, we were possibly the smallest group we've ever had and we still managed to raise $1045 in just 2 days from fines imposed by the SAA. or buying a $25 insurance policy from him.

And I did cop special treatment from the SAA for leaving early that night, but I already had insurance so I was able to give him the finger

We did something a bit different this year, we actually donated it to a lady up in Brisvagas that one of us knows is really down on her luck with medical problem and the like.

I thought that had a nice personal touch.

Yes, back to normal now, mind you, normal for me still involves a raft of maladies that any self respecting hypochondriac drama queen would be happy to call their own.

And I know how interested you all are in the shape, consistency and textural feel of my bowel movements so I can report that, measured against the tried and trusted Bristol Stool Scale, I've nothing untoward to report.

obct said...
Yes, back to normal now, mind you, normal for me still involves a raft of maladies that any self respecting hypochondriac drama queen would be happy to call their own.

And I know how interested you all are in the shape, consistency and textural feel of my bowel movements so I can report that, measured against the tried and trusted Bristol Stool Scale, I've nothing untoward to report.

Sweet mate - nothing worse on earth than spraying sump oil