Been about 2 years since I had the hearing tested so I went and saw the audiologist today because I though the aid in the right side was letting the team down.

Well I was right about the it being the right side, which was always the weakest anyway, but it wasn't the aid, it was me. It's now deteriorated to the point that it's almost beyond the amplified range of this type of aid.

What the quack can't understand is that anyone with this much differentiation between left and right, should by rights, have some serious balance problems. It's so bad, he's doing a report for me to take to my doctor. Which is going to be difficult, because I don't have one since the last one told me I was obese five years ago (hence my nic).

This is excelent news as far as I'm concerned because I was born hearing impaired, so becoming more impaired is like someone being told they're getting older or balder or fatter, it's just going to happen whether you like it or not.

What I now have is an excellent excuse for being a crap surfer

"oh sorry for dropping in on you and, I have a medical problem"

I wonder if this qualifies me for an incredibly good disabled parking spot down at my local


Every cloud has a silver lining

Gold!

It's a better excuse than the one that Asea presented this morning.
His text message, verbatim;
"Sorry had 1 2 many last nite"
Translates as, "I got on the p!ss and can't get out of bed!".
Good work Asea!

Prawnhead said...

What was that you said?

It's about 4.30 in the afternoon, but what on earth does the time of day have to do with what we were discussing

Actually, since this dude tweaked them up today, I don't think I will have any need for the forum for a bit, I reckon I could hear a mouse fart in Rooty Hill.

Speak up just a tad and I could probably get the goldy and Bells beach.

And I've always been pretty sure that you lot mouth the words as you type.



Just the same as you do when you read.

How did you know that ^^

Mmmm the right side going a bit OBCT!!

What side of the bed does the wife sleep ??

Sorry to hijack, but this is great

obct said...

Daneli said...

Mmmm the right side going a bit OBCT!!

What side of the bed does the wife sleep ??

Yes a fair degree of domestic deafness but I don't think it has a lot to do with what side of the fart sack she sleeps on because we've had separate bedrooms for over fifteen years.

Best thing we ever did, I highly recommend it.

separate bath rooms works too

OBCT, did you drive trucks for a living ?

hey obct,how busy were you today?

Busier than a cucumber in a women's prison!

it wouldn't matter If I replied to this thread he cant hear me.