Beginner surfer with out a clue.
Well you'll fit right in here mate

How much do you weigh?
To help get you up and riding faster we need this info.
No point starting in a Kelly Slater type shortboard and if
your on the smaller side,a 9 foot longboard could be too
much board to handle in the water,if so maybe a 8 foot
fun board will get you going,then once mastered you can
go either way,go up in length or down.
Anyway,good luck and stick to it,I found it hard going at first
and one day it all clicked

As obct pointed out surf cams will be your best friend,just don't
let the boss catch you out at work doing the midweek dreaming