Stretch it out in the sun for a full two days - not full on stretch, but out pretty straight. Use a brick each end to tether.

This is the trick to use to straighten pool cleaner hoses (Kreepy Krawley etc).

NB: 5-6hrs will not be enough to remove the 'memory' effect - so maybe leave it out mid week for a day or two.

Yes the idea of the bricks and the sun sounds good.
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how sad I've become

The above is not what I was going to post

I was going to do a link to a penis enlargement site that sold penis weights and I was going to caption it "you can borrow these, they didn't work for me"

What's wrong with me

I hope this does not mean I'm finally growing up!

That would be the end of the world as we know it

obct said...
Yes the idea of the bricks and the sun sounds good.
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how sad I've become

The above is not what I was going to post

I was going to do a link to a penis enlargement site that sold penis weights and I was going to caption it "you can borrow these, they didn't work for me"

What's wrong with me

I hope this does not mean I'm finally growing up!

That would be the end of the world as we know it

Will the Latent suspension of a beer fine PLUS Mr Lacey posting up a piccie of his 666 snap you out of that shizz Obs

Give it to a mate with a sup to use for a session - that'll stretch it out guaranteed !

GPA said...
Stretch it out in the sun for a full two days - not full on stretch, but out pretty straight. Use a brick each end to tether.

This is the trick to use to straighten pool cleaner hoses (Kreepy Krawley etc).

NB: 5-6hrs will not be enough to remove the 'memory' effect - so maybe leave it out mid week for a day or two.

Just gave this method a go and works a treat, especially when it's 40 outside.