obct said...That would be an interestingly worded employment contract.
"The employer (herein refereed to as "the aresehole boss or TAB") does hereby agree that the employee (herein refereed to a the "Useless Bludjing Surfer or UBS”) can differ working hours if the swell size is above 3 feet and considered to be going off”
Works for me

Back in 84,I rocked up to an interview with my board on the roof.
One of the first questions I was asked,so you surf? yes I enjoy surfing was my reply.
The interview lasted 10 minutes

I got the job the recruitment guy was a keen surfer and I soon moved up the ladder