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Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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2 Jul 2012 2:46pm
This would have useful last night when the bride got home and I was in a wee bit of trouble

doggie
doggie
WA
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2 Jul 2012 12:49pm
What did you do?
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
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NSW, 14256 posts
2 Jul 2012 3:02pm
Will tell you over a beer sometime - but lets just say that I thought the phone had been switched off and I had a conversation with a mate in the car whilst unbeknown to me someone far away was able to listen to every word...............dog house for Ted!!!!
towball
towball
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4634 posts
2 Jul 2012 1:13pm
Bugger
Ted the Kiwi said...

Will tell you over a beer sometime - but lets just say that I thought the phone had been switched off and I had a conversation with a mate in the car whilst unbeknown to me someone far away was able to listen to every word...............dog house for Ted!!!!


62mac
62mac
WA
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2 Jul 2012 2:03pm
We request PM's mate

Making up is good so they say
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
NSW, 14256 posts
2 Jul 2012 4:19pm
given that I have already been caught out by technology (bluetooth) on this issue once already I shall not be making a similar mistake / or run any type of risk on this one lads. Discussion over beers only
Scotty88
Scotty88
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4214 posts
2 Jul 2012 3:16pm
Ted the Kiwi said...

given that I have already been caught out by technology (bluetooth) on this issue once already I shall not be making a similar mistake / or run any type of risk on this one lads. Discussion over beers only


Stayed tuned until the next box of 30 Tooheys. Good luck Ted.
Hope you got a comfy lounge.
chrispychru
chrispychru
QLD
7932 posts
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2 Jul 2012 5:44pm
the bride the girlfriend ,the fiance....no wonder your getting caught you randy wave pig. juggling all those women with titles looking forward to the story
Tassiedevel
Tassiedevel
TAS
2249 posts
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2 Jul 2012 5:54pm
Was caught out with a mobile phone I thought was off after a discussion with my sister in law . The miss us and myself were busy discussing what a selfish bi...tch the sister in law was when realizing mid conversation the phone was still connected .Made for a very awkward goodbye.

She hasn't spoken to us since and that was about 10 years ago .

Good luck Ted
weiry
weiry
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2 Jul 2012 6:53pm
in you go TED



Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
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NSW, 14256 posts
2 Jul 2012 7:18pm
Thanks for your concern chaps....home early chorrizo and bean soup cooked, fresh crusty bread to be toasted for dunking and a bottle of Coonawarra Cab Sav breathing in the corner. I have even had the heater on and put all my crap away. Pulling out all stops. I guess there is no chance of me watching the footy but happy to let that slide tonight. I need to get on the front foot so I am allowed to watch on Wednesday and indulge myself.

No flowers though........do not want to get in the habit of setting that bad precedence.

Lets see how we go.
SP
SP
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SP SP
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2 Jul 2012 5:23pm
Good luck mate






Edit ... Oops didn't read that well, fourth...wtf. Assume it says force...
62mac
62mac
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2 Jul 2012 6:03pm
Gez Ted sounds like your in the sh-t,good luck mate,nice meal a few drinks and you'll be sweet,well I hope so.

Tassiedevel
Tassiedevel
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2 Jul 2012 8:13pm
Should have gone the flowers Ted , works magic , f..cked if I can work out why but they do work
chrispychru
chrispychru
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2 Jul 2012 8:13pm
62mac said...

Gez Ted sounds like your in the sh-t,good luck mate,nice meal a few drinks and you'll be sweet,well I hope so.




or some rohypnol for a mood setter. win win
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
2 Jul 2012 6:14pm
Ted the Kiwi said...

Thanks for your concern chaps....home early chorrizo and bean soup cooked, fresh crusty bread to be toasted for dunking and a bottle of Coonawarra Cab Sav breathing in the corner. I have even had the heater on and put all my crap away. Pulling out all stops. I guess there is no chance of me watching the footy but happy to let that slide tonight. I need to get on the front foot so I am allowed to watch on Wednesday and indulge myself.

No flowers though........do not want to get in the habit of setting that bad precedence.

Lets see how we go.


Ted, flowers too early is a no,no. Fark we all wish it was that easy. Flowers come the day after you have kissed and made up - remember you don't want them thrown at you. Just keep that 'fark I'm sorry' look on your face and eventually she'll come around - and hopefully before Origin night. Not sure about alcohol being consumed tonight - hope she has no temper. We'll keep you posted on the footy in the nations very cold capital.
62mac
62mac
WA
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2 Jul 2012 6:16pm
Tassiedevel said...

Should have gone the flowers Ted , works magic , f..cked if I can work out why but they do work


Nah Teds on the money flowers on these occasions = guilty well too much quilt imo.
SP
SP
10982 posts
SP SP
10982 posts
2 Jul 2012 6:29pm
Yep nothing says i ****ed up like flowers, Rohypnol on the other hand, that says a whole lot else, usually I am going to do really creepy stuff to you when you pass out..

Coulda put some special herbs in the soup... That would of put a smile on her face.

Soup is a good idea though, no sharp cutlery
62mac
62mac
WA
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2 Jul 2012 6:31pm
^
Tassiedevel
Tassiedevel
TAS
2249 posts
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2 Jul 2012 9:13pm
SP said...

Yep nothing says i ****ed up like flowers, Rohypnol on the other hand, that says a whole lot else, usually I am going to do really creepy stuff to you when you pass out..

Coulda put some special herbs in the soup... That would of put a smile on her face.

Soup is a good idea though, no sharp cutlery


He he he , very funny . Nothing against Ted he seems like a great bloke , but sh.t I am glad it is him and not me In the shazz . Not a fun place to be .
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
2 Jul 2012 7:18pm
Farken funny ted , but also not so funny - give her a foot rub , followed by a man cooked meal , followed by making sure the Loo is spotlessly clean and Lid down mate (yeah could pop a surprise bunch of Bee food in there too mate)
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
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NSW, 14256 posts
2 Jul 2012 9:39pm
travelling beautifully
Tassiedevel
Tassiedevel
TAS
2249 posts
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2 Jul 2012 9:48pm
Who said you need flowers Ted ?
62mac
62mac
WA
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2 Jul 2012 7:51pm
Ted the Kiwi said...

travelling beautifully

Your the man Ted
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
2 Jul 2012 7:52pm
Ted the Kiwi said...

travelling beautifully


Stoked for ya. Origin is all good then.

Edit: BTW Raiders got up.
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
2 Jul 2012 7:56pm
This one's for Ted and Mrs Ted.

62mac
62mac
WA
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2 Jul 2012 7:56pm
Scotty88 said...


Stoked for ya. Origin is all good then.




Thank fk for that Scotty otherwise it was your place matenow we can trash Teds so he gets back in the sh-t while we celebrate a Queensland victory
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
2 Jul 2012 8:04pm
62mac said...

Scotty88 said...


Stoked for ya. Origin is all good then.




Thank fk for that Scotty otherwise it was your place matenow we can trash Teds so he gets back in the sh-t while we celebrate a Queensland victory


Don't count ya chickens mac.
Scotty88
Scotty88
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4214 posts
3 Jul 2012 5:58am
So Ted, is it all good at Ted's joint now
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
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3 Jul 2012 6:08am
Scotty88 said...


Don't count ya chickens mac.


Hey Scotty I never do this time of year,but let me tell you all the talk around town this week is are we good enough,wow Queenslanders questioning their own team,I've never heard of this before.
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
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3 Jul 2012 9:01am
Scotty88 said...

So Ted, is it all good at Ted's joint now


Yep all good - things are back on track. Seems a good nights sleep can solve the greatest problems.....lets hope its all behind us now!

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