Numpty head in the Black Range Rover with black mags, low profiles...
Well he got himself bogged down at Fisherman's Beach, Torquay near sunset...
He parked in the quick sand section, and was ever warned...

He had a sweet looking all black trailer, and all black Ski-Doo... Clearly too much money...

In coming tide... At high risk of getting salt water inside the car...


... No doubt there will be an insurance claim, and the joke is actually on THE REST OF US... Smarter people like us are actually kind-a paying the bill for stupid people... Our insurance premiums catering to nim-wits! LoL!...

Great story mate but it would have been so much better in pictures

Three years ago a mate and I parked behind a beach and walked down for a surf because the beach is usually horrifically soft and the track to access the beach is longer than the one we used. Anyway we came down the dune and the beach was wide and hard packed. We both commented how easy driving on it would be for a change.

After the surf we saw a Numpty in his black Prado Grande spinning it up. His tyres were obviously rigid. His window was down so we suggested - politely - he air down. He told us he knew what he was doing and to mind our own business. So my mate suggested we watch. We walked back a few metres and smiled as he took it down to the chassis. Numpty then continued to aimlessly spin it up some more. Back forwards back forwards.

He finally got out and was standing there looking bemused. My mate suggested he probably needed to start digging. That went down well. He gave us both a mouthful. We politely smiled and kept watching. Another mate drove by - cruising - saw the digging and stopped to ask if he needed help, which Numpty was grateful for.

We then chirped in and told Mate2 about the refusal to listen and the abuse. Mate2 laughed and said, "you're an idiot." He wished us well, whacked in gear and drove off. We wished Numpty a good day and wandered off.

Maybe it's the quality of people who think a black 4wd is a good idea?

Rabbs said..

Simondo said..
Numpty head in the Black Range Rover with black mags, low profiles...
Well he got himself bogged down at Fisherman's Beach, Torquay near sunset...
He parked in the quick sand section, and was ever warned...

He had a sweet looking all black trailer, and all black Ski-Doo... Clearly too much money...

In coming tide... At high risk of getting salt water inside the car...


... No doubt there will be an insurance claim, and the joke is actually on THE REST OF US... Smarter people like us are actually kind-a paying the bill for stupid people... Our insurance premiums catering to nim-wits! LoL!...

Numpty has been bogged at least once at Torquay before.....Iv'e helped him retrieve his car and ski.

Saw his girl throw her ciggie butts on the beach,.....No help from me this time

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