Olympic Debauchery

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Simondo
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24 Jul 2012 12:33pm
Flight Announcement for London Outbound Flights, Post Olympics, "Ladies and gentlemen, anybody who wishes to sleep, trade seats with someone in the front of the plane. Everybody else to the back with the Olympians."

This is a funny article...

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/olympics/news-london-2012/squatting-in-the-village-and-naked-lunches-athletes-come-clean-olympics-debauchery-20120724-22lrg.html#ixzz21V1I40CQ



Edit - oops, meant to post in General....
Ted the Kiwi
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24 Jul 2012 1:03pm
great read Simondo - love to be a fly on the wall in that place. How guttered wd you be if your event was not till the last day!!!!!!!!!!!

CMC
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24 Jul 2012 1:11pm
Imagine being life long committed to something, finally achieving it, done and dusted and then you're staying in a camp with 1000's of super fit, young and hot chicks. It would be the best time of your life.

These stories just make me envious. I thought Uni was good, this is next level.
Ted the Kiwi
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24 Jul 2012 1:13pm
CMC said...

Imagine being life long committed to something, finally achieving it, done and dusted and then you're staying in a camp with 1000's of super fit, young and hot chicks. It would be the best time of your life.

These stories just make me envious. I thought Uni was good, this is next level.


Sorry CMC - I do not think Uni can even rate on the same level........it would be like 'The Church' in London every days for 2 weeks.............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dazzler75
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24 Jul 2012 1:32pm
CMC said...

Imagine being life long committed to something, finally achieving it, done and dusted and then you're staying in a camp with 1000's of super fit, young and hot chicks. It would be the best time of your life.

These stories just make me envious. I thought Uni was good, this is next level.


Anyone else ever attend Uni Games??
CMC
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24 Jul 2012 1:51pm
Dazzler75 said...

CMC said...

Imagine being life long committed to something, finally achieving it, done and dusted and then you're staying in a camp with 1000's of super fit, young and hot chicks. It would be the best time of your life.

These stories just make me envious. I thought Uni was good, this is next level.


Anyone else ever attend Uni Games??



Yes...... But the olympics would still have to be 30 levels above that even.
Simondo
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24 Jul 2012 2:20pm
And The Duke really wanted Surfing to be included in the Olympics...

Imagine for a moment, you're a Longboarder in your prime, representing Australia at the Olympics!

You score yourself a Bronze Medal, and the chicks are throwing themselves at you... Then one of the girls decides she wants 'one' on the Longboard. You throw the medal winning longboard onto the bed, she jumps on-board, literally...
CMC
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24 Jul 2012 2:46pm
Crikey you have an imagination Gromsolo
Ted the Kiwi
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24 Jul 2012 3:49pm
CMC said...

Crikey you have an imagination Gromsolo


+1

Whats with this defeatest rational Simondo - a Bronze!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you Aussie boys getting ready for a poor showing at the Olympics?

I reckon Eamon Sullivan and James Magnussen will score very highly outside of the pool. With their events early in the programme expect to see some big performances from these fellas after the medals have been handed out. Although we will never know the truth on these matters I would think that the TAB would have them as short priced favourites as well.

chrispychru
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24 Jul 2012 3:55pm
Simondo said...

And The Duke really wanted Surfing to be included in the Olympics...

Imagine for a moment, you're a Longboarder in your prime, representing Australia at the Olympics!

You score yourself a Bronze Medal, and the chicks are throwing themselves at you... Then one of the girls decides she wants 'one' on the Longboard. You throw the medal winning longboard onto the bed, she jumps on-board, literally...


fark that grom man. its a fantasy buddy.....you win 2 gold,1 on your shorty the other on your style stick. then you roam through the village like the sexual tyranosaurus that you are, pickin the best off the best. your swagger is only matched by the amount off stumbling breathless women stumbling from your playpen...some thinking they have gone through a holy experience, others looking to be cleansed through the forgiveness of god..etc etc etc
62mac
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24 Jul 2012 2:50pm
^ so you have read 50 shades
SP
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24 Jul 2012 2:55pm
A nickname perhaps....

Shot gun Simo, spreading his shot far and wide..

62mac
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24 Jul 2012 2:57pm
SP said...

A nickname perhaps....

Shot gun Simo, spreading his shot far and wide..



more like sllut
SP
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24 Jul 2012 2:59pm
Dyno Slut.. cause he's always blowing up something. . Too far ?

Simondo
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24 Jul 2012 5:22pm
Ted, the Bronze Medal is so I can slide under the radar like Bunker Spreckels.

Sincerely,
The Sllutt!

PS - just trying to keep a health level of insanity!

Wait until you see Chrispy's new wetsuit!
Ted the Kiwi
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24 Jul 2012 8:23pm
Simondo said...
Wait until you see Chrispy's new wetsuit!


Ok this has perked my interest.............give us a clue
chrispychru
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24 Jul 2012 8:33pm
Ted the Kiwi said...

Simondo said...
Wait until you see Chrispy's new wetsuit!


Ok this has perked my interest.............give us a clue


im not sure atm... oh big thanks once again to the grom man for doing some running around and checking for me will give you call after my second cold one tomorrow night simgrodo
Ted the Kiwi
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25 Jul 2012 6:44am
looks like we have an early leader

www.smh.com.au/sport/duo-causing-ripple-in-training-pool-20120724-22nln.html
towball
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25 Jul 2012 4:57am
So what cap are you wearing Ted flipping and flopping
Ted the Kiwi said...

looks like we have an early leader

www.smh.com.au/sport/duo-causing-ripple-in-training-pool-20120724-22nln.html


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