I know I am, I was reminded of it in the last hour or so.
I still had not taken that dirty big mofo of a 12 footer out because there's been no decent surf and I know it needs a bit of oomph under it.
Because I was desperate, I decided to take her for a long walk up to where the boomy usually is because I could see a break that was empty and I thought that it would keep me away from trouble.
I spent so much time pissfarting around with the special strap that I use to carry it long distances, I forgot to put on the leash.
Over and over I gain I kept saying to myself, " you must grab the board, you must grab the board" but over and over again I kept forgetting and that big arsed bitch would go all the way to the shore.
Fk I hate swimming