Great look a like mate but I can't find him in the forest

Further details have emerged .... Ted was at one time a highly expensive Gigolo to discerning clientele in Monte Carlo and was rather affectionately known to the Aristocrats as "The Donkey" .... it is also now thought that Ted is in fact The Stig .... some even say Ted is a Gruyere Cheese mastercraftsman in Switzerland .... the Hawaiian brethren say he is is shaping guns at Weimea & Pipe for Gerry Lopez .... and all the uber-hot chicks in California know of Ted as Maximillian Bentleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey - International Man of Mystery oh hang on that's obct .... geez ....

bazz61 said..

Yeah Yeah I know bad taste...

Only if they make the mistake of going down on the poor creature, which is not outside the realms of possibility for most kiwi menfolk

A combination of wet lanoline and burnt corn, so I'm told

By the way Vanders I'm in town tomorrow , just for the day, fly in around 6.30 and out again at around 7

Macaha said..
Should be sorting the wanks out and encouraging the good back the forum has turned to crap thanks to one

Are you and Downwinder having a lovers tiff?

Ted is lost in the jungle ET

Or

Never heard of that term ?

Hughgo where the hell you been locked up or what? Also AL G is missing