Hey All,
Given that I have no friends, I'm tossing up joining a longboarding club (actually, went to the Oz open in Kingscliff, and everyone sitting around and socialising, just seemed like a good way to spend a day).
Anyone a past or present member of any of the clubs? Any advice regarding which ones are more relaxed and fun than others?
Look at the interclub comp results in your local area, work our which club has the worse record in events, that will be the club to join.
Why?
Because it's not full of excessively competitive wankers, it's more likely to just be a bunch of guys and gals who want to have some fun, talk BS and eat and drink.
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Look at the interclub comp results in your local area, work our which club has the worse record in events, that will be the club to join.
Why?
Because it's not full of excessively competitive wankers, it's more likely to just be a bunch of guys and gals who want to have some fun, talk BS and eat and drink.
Never been a member of a longboard club but years ago was a member Miami Boardriders Club,it was fun for a while but sitting around watching judging while waiting for your heat, only for the wind to stuff it all up, yes the social side was good but mate the waiting was the killer.
Looking for friends Lacey is your man.
But one at Main Beach and Burleigh Heads.
Burleigh longboard club have some amazing people in there.
Super friendly , welcoming people , it is a great little community
They can be found on Facebook and Instagram,check them out because you will not regret it
Edit ,
First time i will dissagree with obct,Burleigh has a few Australian champs on their books,and when you meet awesome people like Clint guest you will know what I mean.
Not all winners are ****s
Okay, I'll take that back and try not to be so anti competition
Just go to the next interclub event and look for the club with the most unfit looking members, pissed and acting inappropriately, that will be the club to join
Just a few clues you may need to look out for:
> 2 inch diameter wet spots on the boardies, around the area that the knob would usually sit, is a dead giveaway.
> Stained tees with the dominant line of staining being just under the mouth opening.
> Excessive scratching of the nether regions (male or female)
> If you venture with 10 meters and detect an odour vaguely reminiscent of disinfectant, combined with bunt corn and used baby arse wipes, that's often a good clue.
> a penchant for sexualized groping, sometimes even directed at members off the opposite sex, but not always confined to the same species.
Any or all of the above will be a good indication that you've cum to the right place
Select to expand quoteobct said..
Okay, I'll take that back and try not to be so anti competition
Just go to the next interclub event and look for the club with the most unfit looking members, pissed and acting inappropriately, that will be the club to join
Just a few clues you may need to look out for:
> 2 inch diameter wet spots on the boardies, around the area that the knob would usually sit, is a dead giveaway.
> Stained tees with the dominant line of staining being just under the mouth opening.
> Excessive scratching of the nether regions (male or female)
> If you venture with 10 meters and detect an odour vaguely reminiscent of disinfectant, combined with bunt corn and used baby arse wipes, that's often a good clue.
> a penchant for sexualized groping, sometimes even directed at members off the opposite sex, but not always confined to the same species.
Any or all of the above will be a good indication that you've cum to the right place
Sounds even more like most clubs
Select to expand quotethePup said..obct said..
Okay, I'll take that back and try not to be so anti competition
Just go to the next interclub event and look for the club with the most unfit looking members, pissed and acting inappropriately, that will be the club to join
Just a few clues you may need to look out for:
> 2 inch diameter wet spots on the boardies, around the area that the knob would usually sit, is a dead giveaway.
> Stained tees with the dominant line of staining being just under the mouth opening.
> Excessive scratching of the nether regions (male or female)
> If you venture with 10 meters and detect an odour vaguely reminiscent of disinfectant, combined with bunt corn and used baby arse wipes, that's often a good clue.
> a penchant for sexualized groping, sometimes even directed at members off the opposite sex, but not always confined to the same species.
Any or all of the above will be a good indication that you've cum to the right place
Sounds even more like most clubs
Is this a club or RT8
Select to expand quotethePup said..obct said..
Okay, I'll take that back and try not to be so anti competition
Just go to the next interclub event and look for the club with the most unfit looking members, pissed and acting inappropriately, that will be the club to join
Just a few clues you may need to look out for:
> 2 inch diameter wet spots on the boardies, around the area that the knob would usually sit, is a dead giveaway.
> Stained tees with the dominant line of staining being just under the mouth opening.
> Excessive scratching of the nether regions (male or female)
> If you venture with 10 meters and detect an odour vaguely reminiscent of disinfectant, combined with bunt corn and used baby arse wipes, that's often a good clue.
> a penchant for sexualized groping, sometimes even directed at members off the opposite sex, but not always confined to the same species.
Any or all of the above will be a good indication that you've cum to the right place
Sounds even more like most clubs
which ones ?
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
Oh I forgot there's a coffee car park crew at LM if you would like to meet up with them Mac is the Prez he can tell you of meet ups etc many a laugh to be had
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I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
I think I know him,how far south did he go
Select to expand quoteasea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
Fark off Asea - you joined on a promise of a years worth of Pie vouchers and a free Apricot Danish every 10 redeemed
Select to expand quoteAl G said..asea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
I think I know him,how far south did he go
Al you might what's he ride
Select to expand quotethePup said..asea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
Fark off Asea - you joined on a promise of a years worth of Pie vouchers and a free Apricot Danish every 10 redeemed
Pup that's not called for this time of the morning I don't recall saying it's you
Select to expand quoteasea said..Al G said..asea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
I think I know him,how far south did he go
Al you might what's he ride
Oh some funny lookin bloody thing mate,always got a stick in his hands,musta found the stick in the bush somewhere I reckon
Select to expand quoteAl G said..asea said..Al G said..asea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
I think I know him,how far south did he go
Al you might what's he ride
Oh some funny lookin bloody thing,always got a stick in his hands,musta found the stick in the bush somewhere
Al might be the same person did he look like a real deviout
Select to expand quoteasea said..Al G said..asea said..Al G said..asea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
I think I know him,how far south did he go
Al you might what's he ride
Oh some funny lookin bloody thing,always got a stick in his hands,musta found the stick in the bush somewhere
Al might be the same person did he look like a real deviout
You do miss me
Select to expand quotethePup said..asea said..Al G said..asea said..Al G said..asea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
I think I know him,how far south did he go
Al you might what's he ride
Oh some funny lookin bloody thing,always got a stick in his hands,musta found the stick in the bush somewhere
Al might be the same person did he look like a real deviout
You do miss me
Like a dog on heat
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Oh I forgot there's a coffee car park crew at LM if you would like to meet up with them Mac is the Prez he can tell you of meet ups etc many a laugh to be had
Ah yes - the potential new board purchase meetings
Select to expand quoteasea said..Al G said..asea said..Al G said..asea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
I think I know him,how far south did he go
Al you might what's he ride
Oh some funny lookin bloody thing,always got a stick in his hands,musta found the stick in the bush somewhere
Al might be the same person did he look like a real deviout
Yep that's him Asea.he's always giving you heaps about pies but I reckon he secretly loves em,I know he loves Bacon and Egg roles anyway
Select to expand quoteasea said..thePup said..asea said..Al G said..asea said..Al G said..asea said..
I joined a longboard club many years ago now went the view of meeting likeminded people not for the comp side had met a lot of good fun people and yes you also get wankers as well, having said that a wanker who hung out at our local disappeared down south some where
I think I know him,how far south did he go
Al you might what's he ride
Oh some funny lookin bloody thing,always got a stick in his hands,musta found the stick in the bush somewhere
Al might be the same person did he look like a real deviout
You do miss me
Like a dog on heat
