You see, tonight I'll taking the Munoz and the Arrow out of their bags, scrapping off all the old wax, cleaning them up with turps, washing them with sugar soap and then putting on a new base and top coat of wax on both.

The reason is, I'm going away and they look really grubby with all the old wax and dirt and I want them to look nice.

My questing is, does this mean I've got the ghay and I should be thinking about buying a sup

Don't know how I'm going to break the news to my dear wife if the answer is yes

I don't mean the bit about having the ghay, I mean the bit about buying a sup

Just do what i did, win one and then you can claim to fence sit legitimately

All that prep work for you trip don't forget the Stirrups you promised the boys

If it comes to that OB, Buy a gun instead and just put yourself out of your misery

Gosh, I'm overwhelmed with emotion at the responses, no wonder this is considered the premium room for the intelligentsia on the breeze.

62mac said...

obct I would tell her your buying one and mention how much these things are worth,then go order two lb's same price as a sup and paddle.

and if you do that , get a Creative army stick so we can drool over it Obs

obct said...

Gosh, I'm overwhelmed with emotion at the responses, no wonder this is considered the premium room for the intelligentsia on the breeze.

It falls into the same category as Friends don't let friends rollerblade.

I say get one

A hundred years ago they hung you for being ghay
Thirty years ago they legalized it
Next it will probably be made compulsory

I'm sure all the guys in ski lodge sauna room thought your thighs looked pumped

Do you also have the full Lycra cycling kit.??

obct said...

You see, tonight I'll taking the Munoz and the Arrow out of their bags, scrapping off all the old wax, cleaning them up with turps, washing them with sugar soap and then putting on a new base and top coat of wax on both.

The reason is, I'm going away and they look really grubby with all the old wax and dirt and I want them to look nice.

My questing is, does this mean I've got the ghay and I should be thinking about buying a sup

Don't know how I'm going to break the news to my dear wife if the answer is yes

I don't mean the bit about having the ghay, I mean the bit about buying a sup

absolutely...we're selling one of ours 9'6 coreban performer. you should buy it :)

BulldogPup said...

SP said...

I'm sure all the guys in ski lodge thought your thighs looked pumped

Do you also have the full Lycra cycling kit.??

nah mate - he only wears them when he goes to the Blue Oyster Klubbe in North Perth

JB isnt from North Perth.

62mac said...

obct I would tell her your buying one and mention how much these things are worth,then go order two lb's same price as a sup and paddle.

I like the way you think Mac

62mac said...

Oh another tip is always have them in a cover they never look inside
Years ago I ordered a 8ball and fireball with the same spay, all was good until
she came the beach and I had both boards,busted.

I bought a new board once and said nothing. I figured she would not have noticed but she did. And after a few days she was wanting to know why i hadn't told her? Worst bit was when i joked ""i thought you wouldn't notice"" that's when the conversation started..

Ted the Kiwi said...

obct said...

Gosh, I'm overwhelmed with emotion at the responses, no wonder this is considered the premium room for the intelligentsia on the breeze.

I will put one of the GF's on the roof for you to try if you like

That's very kind of you Ted, but it's not really necessary

No, really, it's not necessary Ted

I mean it Ted, I don't want to try one

Ted, I telling you straight, don't you dare bring that damn thing for me

It was a joke Ted, I swear it was a joke

doggie said...

SP said...

If it comes to that OB, Buy a gun instead and just put yourself out of your misery

Much easier that telling the wife you are gay

are you coming up to the goldie doggie.


i'm sure you'll receive a fitting welcome by the local currumbin 'gay' crew

chrispychru said...

yes buy one. i have been using mine to drop the crab pots lately. and some good hauls have been coming back oh its also fun paddling the broady having a great perve

We'll let you off sounds like there only use

Ob what you need is a kneeboard kneeboarding is the new longboarding beleive me they are everywhere up here now taking over breaks from Southport to Byron Naish are even making a SUP that you Kneel on it comes with a little 2 foot long paddle