If your mates go surfing without you, it will be bigger, better and less crowded than you could have imagined was possible.

If someone shaped boards anytime during the shortboard revolution, he will reckon his massive contributions and revolutionary thinking have gone unrecognised while lesser talents have stolen all the glory.

Almost everyone's mental picture of themselves surfing is a lot better than what they really look like.

The strength of the urge to put a Go Pro on the front of a board is inversely proportionate to the amount of talent of the rider.

When Mac goes to mact land they say long time no see , in reality that's rubbish

Having coffee right now with one of the mct boys Lacey

I can still count on getting a stiffy Wavey .... I thank my lucky stars for being able to stay in the caper

obct said..

Your fingers and toes
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. You can always count on those, usually up to 20, even more if you're from Tasmania

Haha post of the day!

Farkin' mainlanders...