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Daneli
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27 Jan 2012 7:23pm
You have to wear your wife's glasses to read the Longboard Forum
obct
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27 Jan 2012 8:25pm
you have to get your wife to pluck your ear hair every 2 months.

sh!t it hurts
smh
smh
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27 Jan 2012 8:48pm
Daneli said...

You have to wear your wife's glasses to read the Longboard Forum


I wear my own.
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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27 Jan 2012 8:48pm
smh said...

Daneli said...

You have to wear your wife's glasses to read the Longboard Forum


I wear my own.


same
62mac
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27 Jan 2012 5:50pm
HAHA that was me a couple of years ago,now I wear my own
laceys lane
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27 Jan 2012 8:01pm


reading this post makes me feel good
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smh
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27 Jan 2012 9:29pm
When your out buying nappies your in trouble.
62mac
62mac
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27 Jan 2012 6:44pm
smh said...

When your out buying nappies your in trouble.


and not for your own kids
laceys lane
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27 Jan 2012 8:48pm
when you try and try find a longboard kooks vid to stir up the residents and instead watch something called


myspace.com/djsurfocker/video/maestros-del-longboard-c.j-nelson-/100865793


and sit there spellbound and dig the music


well there's one pay out that went badly wrong
Simondo
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27 Jan 2012 10:35pm
smh said...

When your out buying nappies your in trouble.


You mean when your kids are buying you nappies! I buy nappies all the time!

NICE VIDEO LACEY ! THANKS!
obct
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27 Jan 2012 11:10pm
When Billy Connely turned 60, he was given 3 rules to live by.

1. Never miss the opportunity to take a piss, even if you don't need to take a piss, take it anyway

2. Never trust a fart

3. If you've got an erection, use it. Even if you're alone.

Hell, I stopped trusting farts before I turned 50.




BulldogPup
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27 Jan 2012 8:24pm
....you trot into a "Doof Doof" (music) store to excavate for a good old rock n roll CD & the little tart behind the counter sneers at you like you were a 100 year old[}:)]
smh
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28 Jan 2012 10:06am
obct said...

When Billy Connely turned 60, he was given 3 rules to live by.

1. Never miss the opportunity to take a piss, even if you don't need to take a piss, take it anyway

2. Never trust a fart

3. If you've got an erection, use it. Even if you're alone.

Hell, I stopped trusting farts before I turned 50.







I never trust farts in Bali. I'm doing the drawback a fair bit when I'm there. How funny is Billy Connolly. He did another one where he was complaining about people having sex in public toilets and anytime someone comes in for a crap it's like a breath of fresh air.
chrispychru
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28 Jan 2012 10:27am
well i never thought these words would have come out off my mouth but,arent the bloody coppers getting younger,still look like they are in high school
laceys lane
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28 Jan 2012 10:57am
chrispychru said...

well i never thought these words would have come out off my mouth but,arent the bloody coppers getting younger,still look like they are in high school


do they kick your head in as hard as the old cops. i'm guessing you would know.

just fun


cheers
towball
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28 Jan 2012 10:15am
When you have to wear glasses to read da breeze and you are already wear contacts
chrispychru
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28 Jan 2012 9:24pm
laceys lane said...

chrispychru said...

well i never thought these words would have come out off my mouth but,arent the bloody coppers getting younger,still look like they are in high school


do they kick your head in as hard as the old cops. i'm guessing you would know.

just fun


cheers


funny,i did cop a few off them in the day after that it was a different story
asea
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28 Jan 2012 9:35pm
chrispychru said...

laceys lane said...

chrispychru said...

well i never thought these words would have come out off my mouth but,arent the bloody coppers getting younger,still look like they are in high school


do they kick your head in as hard as the old cops. i'm guessing you would know.

just fun


cheers


funny,i did cop a few off them in the day after that it was a different story


BS chrispy you'd be back for more
doggie
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2 Feb 2012 2:16pm
FFffffaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk you guys are old
Prawnhead
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2 Feb 2012 6:10pm
when your girlfriend is a grandmother!
and you don't need to use specs for the computer just yet ..only for the close fine stuff
^^^^
Don't worry dogstar ....your time is nigh for near vision specs,
"denial" won't just be a river in Egypt.
doggie
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2 Feb 2012 3:17pm
Prawnhead said...

when your girlfriend is a grandmother!
and you don't need to use specs for the computer just yet ..only for the close fine stuff
^^^^
Don't worry dogstar ....your time is nigh for near vision specs,
"denial" won't just be a river in Egypt.


But it is........
laceys lane
laceys lane
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2 Feb 2012 6:28pm
when morrissey looks this old, fark, the smiths were just about a religion at one stage

62mac
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2 Feb 2012 5:10pm
doggie said...

FFffffaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk you guys are old


Maybe so,which means closer to retirementkeep working another 10 years doggie
laceys lane
laceys lane
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2 Feb 2012 7:46pm
62mac said...

doggie said...

FFffffaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk you guys are old


Maybe so,which means closer to retirementkeep working another 10 years doggie


i heard doggie is around forty,is it true?
62mac
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2 Feb 2012 6:07pm
True mate got nothing
BulldogPup
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2 Feb 2012 6:11pm
weiry
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2 Feb 2012 8:21pm
ask a 22 yr old.. how old is old.. Ive been old for two decades and still rip and root..... ok ok not rip just a tear,, hey but still rooting
BulldogPup
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2 Feb 2012 6:51pm
^^^^ still a pup Weirsy
chrispychru
chrispychru
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2 Feb 2012 10:15pm
weiry said...

ask a 22 yr old.. how old is old.. Ive been old for two decades and still rip and root..... ok ok not rip just a tear,, hey but still rooting


im with you mate i will be sent to the vet to die my sons mates still trip out when i skate the bowl, some nice mums as well
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