no girl at home to much wind to enjoy a skate all the hot chicky walkers are not out,so no flirting cant wax and kiss anymore boards having beers yet they are not helping relieve my boredom dont want to do house stuff i have started this thread what do you do when there seems nothing to do

The Breeze.

and they're even posting pics of naked bald blokes in boxes in the SB forum

^ a healthy level of insanity!

what has happened to the bored forum whore , where are you chrispy?????

down wind

Simondo said...

laceys lane said...

down wind

On a 14+ foot Longboard!

Single or quad fin?

Oh, things I do when I'm boredgo to some random board shop and walk out with a 10 foot redline free of charge

hahahahaha - score!!!!! (oh hang on - it wasn't yours was it MD?)

well, while you lot are farting around looking for things to occupy yourselves with, other than playing your little tally whackers. I've found something useful to do, before bed time (that's where I play with my little tally whacker).

I'm doing a bit of pipe bending for a new roof rack, in between learning how to glass with epoxy.

Interesting stuff epoxy, doesn't give off any smell, that's why I'm using it, the missus doesn't like the pong of the polyester, or me for that matter

It's just a bit off a pain waiting around for over an hour for it to gel so I can cut laps.

While I'm waiting for this epoxy to go off, I though I'd tell you about a conversation I had out the back a few days ago.

I'm on my classic shaped G&S, 10' and this dude is on one of those oversized odour eaters they call a meyerhoffer (or should that be an oversized sanitary pad? not really sure).

Now this is not the first time a hoff pilot has said to me “have you ever tried one of these?” so I'm already well practiced in the art of hoff diplomacy and I know enough not to say what I really feel, like “I rather run the back of my knuckles down a cheese grater or have my testicals nailed to a fast moving locomotive than pilot one of those silly looking things”

Regardless of my true feelings, I'll try to give you the general outline of the conversation and see if you can pick up on a recurring theme.

Hoff-
Ya get'n any?

Me-
couple, not much

Hoff-
I've been out fo..

Me-
Hold that though, I'll be back soon (wave for me)

Me a few minutes later-
Sorry, what were you saying?

Hoff- been out for a good half hour, there's a few goodn's…

Me- Excuse me,
(wave for me)

Me a few minutes later-
Yes, a bit mushy but worth a paddle, excuse me (wave for me)

Hoff a few minutes later- Have you ever tried one of these? They really go

Me-
No I'm not really into HP boards I'm more…. excuse me, back soon (wave for me)

Me a few minutes later-
I like to cruise and just catching waves is my only real priority …. excuse me, back soon (wave for me)

Hoff a few minutes later-
Oh these are great for catching waves.

Me-
They sound good, I'm a bit tired so I may just get this one in, see ya (wave for me and then off home)

Can anyone see a tiny flaw in his support for his supper sized panty liner?

obct said...

While I'm waiting for this epoxy to go off, I though I'd tell you about a conversation I had out the back a few days ago.

I'm on my classic shaped G&S, 10' and this dude is on one of those oversized odour eaters they call a meyerhoffer (or should that be an oversized sanitary pad? not really sure).

Now this is not the first time a hoff pilot has said to me “have you ever tried one of these?” so I'm already well practiced in the art of hoff diplomacy and I know enough not to say what I really feel, like “I rather run the back of my knuckles down a cheese grater or have my testicals nailed to a fast moving locomotive than pilot one of those silly looking things”

Regardless of my true feelings, I'll try to give you the general outline of the conversation and see if you can pick up on a recurring theme.

Hoff-
Ya get'n any?

Me-
couple, not much

Hoff-
I've been out fo..

Me-
Hold that though, I'll be back soon (wave for me)

Me a few minutes later-
Sorry, what were you saying?

Hoff- been out for a good half hour, there's a few goodn's…

Me- Excuse me,
(wave for me)

Me a few minutes later-
Yes, a bit mushy but worth a paddle, excuse me (wave for me)

Hoff a few minutes later- Have you ever tried one of these? They really go

Me-
No I'm not really into HP boards I'm more…. excuse me, back soon (wave for me)

Me a few minutes later-
I like to cruise and just catching waves is my only real priority …. excuse me, back soon (wave for me)

Hoff a few minutes later-
Oh these are great for catching waves.

Me-
They sound good, I'm a bit tired so I may just get this one in, see ya (wave for me and then off home)

Can anyone see a tiny flaw in his support for his supper sized panty liner?

Baaaahahahahahaaa - oh jesus you missed your true calling hahahaha

62mac said...

laceys lane said...

down wind

What when we have a good swell,the first one in months omg Lacey is not a surfer

whoops thats right it was ankle high so billboard would sayso yes mow ya lawncut ya next doors grass

hang on, it was blowing a gale, i worked this morning = wind means dw time in my books. surfed from kirra to the alley today

it's all about being able to do something in just about any conditions.

when are you boys gonna catch on

ps looks like mid week is surf time

obct said...

While I'm waiting for this epoxy to go off, I though I'd tell you about a conversation I had out the back a few days ago.

I'm on my classic shaped G&S, 10' and this dude is on one of those oversized odour eaters they call a meyerhoffer (or should that be an oversized sanitary pad? not really sure).

I thought they looked like pregnacy test kits myself.

I get obct, to busy craping on rather than surfing

found a new channel on the tv...red bull tv...it has all the 2010 and 2011 asp tour stop by stop...how cool

laceys lane said...

doggie said...

laceys lane said...

62mac said...

laceys lane said...

down wind

What when we have a good swell,the first one in months omg Lacey is not a surfer

whoops thats right it was ankle high so billboard would sayso yes mow ya lawncut ya next doors grass

hang on, it was blowing a gale, i worked this morning = wind means dw time in my books. surfed from kirra to the alley today

it's all about being able to do something in just about any conditions.

when are you boys gonna catch on

ps looks like mid week is surf time

Never, surfing wind swell wouldnt do it for me, sorry well not sorry

yeah, probably moves too fast and too much skill required

ps its a supplement, not a replacement doggie. plenty of room out there too

My supplement is beer

buy a windsurfer