NEW TREND!!!
Attempting record for "MOST UNCO'windsurfing style/technique"...
1st attempt.
"THE LAZY BOY TECHNIQUE"Gust caused feet slip forward off board, during waterstart....ended up painfully straddling mastbase

on backside, legs-in-the-air sailing along holding mast & sail.
2nd attempt.
"THE SUBMARINE"Borrowed a 'smaller' board, (near sinker), sub-planing, not paying attention, too much front foot....looked down, happily sailing along with board sunk 1/2 metre underwater, knee-level.

Am I the only one in the running???