Speaking of things falling off the roof, I was at a local hardware store one weekend. No, not Bunnings, where you'd expect this kind of thing to happen. Anyway, I saw an older guy in a suit tying sheets of ply onto a dodgy roofrack. The suit was the first warning sign, and the way he was tying it the second. He was only tying it side to side, and not front to back as well. I just watched him for a while and thought to myself- this is going to last about 100m before it falls off - should be good for a laugh. So I decided to follow in the direction the guy had gone after I'd bought what I needed, rather than go the short way home.
Sure enough, first set of traffic lights, the traffic was banked up. I was eventually able to catch up as I was in the left hand turning lane. He'd put on the brakes and the sheets had slid over each other and onto his bonnet. The guy was at the front of the car trying to push them back onto the roof, but they were pretty heavy and they just kept sliding back onto the bonnet. So I got my laugh.
But then I thought I'd be a right prick to predict the catastrphe, have it come true, get a laugh and leave the guy in his predicament, so I thought I'd better turn left to do a lap around the block and come and help him. But because of the traffic jam he'd created, it took ages before I could park and get back to the scene. By this time, someone else had helped him get the load back and tie it on. At least I'd tried.
So the moral here is beware of suits at the hardware store. And how did I know the sheets were likely to slide off? We'll I can hardly embarrass myself by saying it was from personal past experience, could I