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whippingboy
whippingboy
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17 Dec 2008 9:47am
John H. Gohde’s Definition of an Internet Troll
Generally, the top ten posters of any newsgroup or Internet forum consist mainly of Trolls. These people have absolutely no life of their own. They suffer from some form of Internet addition. And, spend all their free time posting to these forums.

The top ten posters of each group generally feel that they personally own their Internet forum. And, they will accuse any outsider who threatens their status on their little Internet world as being a troll; purely as a defensive mechanism.

A Troll is a person who just loves to waste, either intentionally or unintentionally, the time of other people on a newsgroup, group, or other Internet Forum. A troll tells people to do this or do that, to go yonder, etc. because they are too good to do the work themselves. Never will a troll put any effort into their replies. And, if you actually believe these people you will end up wasting a considerable amount of time going on a wild goose chase.

Nobody squeals louder than a Troll who has just been exposed for what they are!

That Google Webmasters Help group is pretty pathetic. And, I correctly called them on it. Superstitious behavior is rampant on that group. The Trolls are having a field day there telling people to make all types of time wasting meaningless changes to their web sites, such as W3C Validation, that have absolutely nothing to do with the actual problem at hand.

The topic can change, but human behavior never does. Nor, does the human inclination to engage in superstitious behavior ever change.
colinwill78
colinwill78
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VIC, 1395 posts
17 Dec 2008 12:18pm
cool.
what other forum-types are there,
what am i?
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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WA, 2331 posts
17 Dec 2008 10:30am
I dont believe I am a troll, however this recent portrait of me may prove otherwise.

grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
17 Dec 2008 10:32am
If you feel you are having trouble with trolls you should look at importing some of this stuff.

sailquik
sailquik
VIC
6171 posts
VIC, 6171 posts
17 Dec 2008 12:41pm
Whippingboy is a troll.
Rad Lad
Rad Lad
226 posts
226 posts
17 Dec 2008 10:48am
One of the first signs that you might be a Troll is looking up the definition of a Troll.
whippingboy
whippingboy
WA
1104 posts
WA, 1104 posts
17 Dec 2008 12:10pm
Guilty
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
17 Dec 2008 2:27pm
Rad Lad said...

One of the first signs that you might be a Troll is looking up the definition of a Troll.


2nd sign is posting the definition
nobody
nobody
NSW
437 posts
NSW, 437 posts
17 Dec 2008 4:10pm
whippingboy said...



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Nobody squeals louder than a Troll who has just been exposed for what they are!

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By definition I squeal louder than a troll. At least I can do something better than a troll.

westhammer
westhammer
WA
507 posts
WA, 507 posts
17 Dec 2008 10:12pm
Pay da toll to pass da bridge.
windwarning
windwarning
VIC
600 posts
VIC, 600 posts
18 Dec 2008 12:16am
westhammer said...

Pay da toll to pass da bridge.


hehe i like that one westy ya the man dude
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